Star Wars: The Force Awakens (12/18/15)

[Morgul Matt]

PewDiePie. Rich. Famous. Has a hot girlfriend. Is as annoying as ****. That's all I have to say.

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I've never heard of him. Should I leave it that way or type his name into the YouTube search engine?

Hmm, the thing is that I'll never be able to un-see his videos. Unless I develop a crack cocaine habit or something. That could work!

So what exactly does this creature do in his vids, YankeesFanboy?

 

[Python]

I've never heard of him. Should I leave it that way or type his name into the YouTube search engine?

Get some fishing hooks and stick them right into your eyeballs, it will be far less painful..

 

[DiFabio]

If you've ever filmed yourself in front of a camera and put it up online, you're an attention whore.

 

[OSCORP]

 

[Ehollywood]

So Funny

 

[YoNoSe]

If you've ever filmed yourself in front if a camera and put it up online, you're an attention whore.

Wait, how many cameras do you need for that?

 

[Morgul Matt]

I watched a full minute of that. Do I win?

 

[Morgul Matt]

Get some fishing hooks and stick them right into your eyeballs, it will be far less painful..

OK, well I trust you, Matt. & I did just as you suggested & stuck a couple of fishing hooks into my eyeballs & I'll be honest with you, it hurt. I mean, it hurt a lot & I am in real agony here. Plus, I'm having trouble typing because some kind of puss-blood mixture is pouring out & im strooglin to see tha keybaord.

So, if viewing his vids is more painful than this excruciating pain then I don't think I'll bother. Thanks for the heads up.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

I've never heard of him. Should I leave it that way or type his name into the YouTube search engine?

Hmm, the thing is that I'll never be able to un-see his videos. Unless I develop a crack cocaine habit or something. That could work!

So what exactly does this creature do in his vids, YankeesFanboy?

I'll save you the trouble. PewDiePie may be worth upwards of $10 million thanks to his YouTube channel and other income streams. He plays videogames and comments on them for a living.

Comments is being generous. He usually hoots, hollers, screams and makes high-pitched, weird, annoying noises. If you're 11 years old, he is HILARIOUS.

Out of sheer curiosity, I watched about a minute of one of his vids. DO NOT RECOMMEND.

 

[Morgul Matt]

I'll save you the trouble. PewDiePie may be worth upwards of $10 million thanks to his YouTube channel and other income streams. He plays videogames and comments on them for a living. If you're 11 years old, he is HILARIOUS.

Man, I wish you'd posted this earlier. It would've saved me one hell of a laundry bill.

 

[toylion]

Based on where the emitters are the blade would just cut off the emitter.

But---regular lightsabers don't have anything there so it's not likely that a blade would reach that area anyway. It's probably just decoration

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Man, I wish you'd posted this earlier. It would've saved me one hell of a laundry bill.

His girlfriend is so cute, it's ridiculous. She's like an Italian version of Zooey Deschanel.



I'm not jealous. Can't you tell?

 

[Morgul Matt]

That was good, pal. Cheers!

The Colbert Report doesn't get shown over here in the UK which is a real shame because I absolutely love The Daily Show & I assume that this is quite similar.

 

[Morgul Matt]

His girlfriend is so cute, it's ridiculous. She's like an Italian version of Zooey Deschanel.



I'm not jealous. Can't you tell?

OK, yes. She is quite adorable.

 

[OSCORP]

Colbert!

 

[GasparZizou]

I'm not jealous. Can't you tell?

Other than the little murderous smiley face, nope, all good.

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[YankeesFanboy]

Other than the little murderous smiley face, nope, all good.

It's supposed to be a wink!

I'm used to 25-year-olds who can sing, dance, act and play sports (not very well, at times, granted) making millions of dollars a year. I never imagined a YouTube sensation would. Ah, c'est la vie.

 

[GasparZizou]

And for nothing else than yelling random stuff while playing videogames.

Not gonna lie, I am a little jelly.

 

[crows]

PewDiePie. Rich. Famous. Has a hot girlfriend. Is as annoying as ****. That's all I have to say.

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I'll save you the trouble. PewDiePie may be worth upwards of $10 million thanks to his YouTube channel and other income streams. He plays videogames and comments on them for a living.

Comments is being generous. He usually hoots, hollers, screams and makes high-pitched, weird, annoying noises. If you're 11 years old, he is HILARIOUS.

Out of sheer curiosity, I watched about a minute of one of his vids. DO NOT RECOMMEND.

the only reason that screeching PewDiePie creature got famous was because he moved around different countries and that gave him a lot more exposure than most people get

he got exposed to more people and that led to a bigger audience

if you want to make it big like him then you would have to upload your videos from 3 different countries

 

[YankeesFanboy]

the only reason that screeching PewDiePie creature got famous was because he moved around different countries and that gave him a lot more exposure than most people get

he got exposed to more people and that led to a bigger audience

if you want to make it big like him then you would have to upload your videos from 3 different countries

That sounds like...work.

Is it all worth it? Maybe....