Star Wars: The Force Awakens (12/18/15)

[Centurion]

More Jar Jar!

 

[a-dev]

Because Jar Jar wasn't the main character around whom the entire saga revolved. It didn't matter that he was annoying. It mattered that Darth Vader was.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

He's got such a punchable face.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

He's got such a punchable face.

Why?

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Why?

Look at him. He's just asking for it, without saying anything. It's like the ultimate jedi mind trick

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Look at him. He's just asking for it, without saying anything. It's like the ultimate jedi mind trick

I sense much anger in you.

 

[AIR]

He's got such a punchable face.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

I sense much anger in you.

Yes, it's true. Hayden Christensen is the path to the dark side. Hayden leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

If the PT had to be made, George should've skipped Anakin as a little boy, trade negotiations, Jar Jar, Kid Boba and Midi-chlorians. Already so much better.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

If the PT had to be made, George should've skipped Anakin as a little boy, trade negotiations, Jar Jar, Kid Boba and Midi-chlorians. Already so much better.

I liked Obi-wan in the PT. Best part for me.

 

[RavenEye]

I could come up with better names sitting on the can splicing together from a people magazine.



WORST STAR WARS NAMES EVER... - COMIC BOOK GUY

 

[RavenEye]

Oh and I guess Carrie isn't Leia Organa Solo. There went the Solo kids.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Oh and I guess Carrie isn't Leia Organa Solo. There went the Solo kids.

Man, and here I was thinking Finn was Han Solo's son

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Man, and here I was thinking Finn was Han Solo's son

He's Lando's.

 

[RavenEye]

Well **** that makes lando a double traitor. First Bespin now leia. Smh

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

He's Lando's.

Well **** that makes lando a double traitor. First Bespin now leia. Smh

C-3PO's face

 

[rushmore223]

If the PT had to be made, George should've skipped Anakin as a little boy, trade negotiations, Jar Jar, Kid Boba and Midi-chlorians. Already so much better.

I can just imagine GL sitting in a room with Rick McCallum,McCallum asks him, "So, the story is great, what made you think of Trade Negotiations as the catalyst for the film?"

GL : "Well, you know kids nowadays, they just love politics and C-SPAN."

RM : "Brilliant!"

GL : "Just giving the fans what they want"

 

[rushmore223]

RM : "What about Jar Jar?"

GL : "Well, Jett was watching Teletubbies, which instantly got my creative juices flowing, and I decided to go to the essence of what they were and distill them down to one character."

RM : "Genius!"

GL : As far as Midichlorians go, well kids are so grounded today, I was trying to think of a way to take all the magic out of the movies."

RM : "Your a God. George"

 

[Prime Clone]

Luke was whiny too - "He has too much of his father in him."

 

[Morgul Matt]

The board does discourage posts about religion and politics. Posts to that effect aren't deleted automatically as a matter of policy, but they often will be if someone gets offended and reports a post, if they lead to unnecessarily dramatic squabbles (this happens most of the time), or if the moderation team just wants to prevent something from getting out of hand. Best not to post anything about that at all if you don't like having posts deleted.

Yeah, fair enough karamazov. Back when this all happened I never quite understood your funny Simpsons GIF showing Homer backing away through the bushes. Now, of course, that GIF makes perfect sense, buddy.