Star Wars: The Force Awakens (12/18/15)

[Darthrazz]

Is it ever explained why Old Ben's saber didn't cauterise the wound in ANH? Why was there all that blood splattered everywhere?

It was the midichlorians.

 

[evenflow]

If sex is painful, you must be doing it wrong.

Or very right, depending what you are into.

 

[Magpie 7]

Is it ever explained why Old Ben's saber didn't cauterise the wound in ANH? Why was there all that blood splattered everywhere?

He was shooting up with spice in that arm....thought everyone knew?

 

[Kamandi]

Why was there all that blood splattered everywhere?

Because in 1977 it allowed Star Wars to get a PG rating instead of a G.

 

[jye4ever]

I hope all of you over analyzers are proud of yourselves, you now went and made the OT worse than the PT.

Sum *******.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

I hope all of you over analyzers are proud of yourselves, you now went and made the OT worse than the PT.

Sum *******.

 

[Darth Snoopy]

I hope all of you over analyzers are proud of yourselves, you now went and made the OT worse than the PT.

Sum *******.

The Dark Side wins again!

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[Rambler]

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[Kamandi]

I'm surprised Boy-George didn't digitally removed the blood in the special editions

Nobody ever points out the wrong character's arm was on the floor. Dr. Evazan had a human hand.

 

[rushmore223]

Nobody ever points out the wrong character's arm was on the floor. Dr. Evazan had a human hand.

That's cause it was Ponda Baba's, or Walrusman or whatever they call him.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Nobody ever points out the wrong character's arm was on the floor. Dr. Evazan had a human hand.

Didn't know he was a Doctor. He sure didn't look or act like a Doctor I guess appearances can be deceiving.

 

[Kamandi]

That's cause it was Ponda Baba's, or Walrusman or whatever they call him.

It was Evazan however that was closest to Ben and who had drawn his blaster. The only reason for Ben to cut off Walrusman's hand was Ben is a racist m-----f------.

 

[Darth Snoopy]

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Thank!

 

[YankeesFanboy]

It was Evazan however that was closest to Ben and who had drawn his blaster. The only reason for Ben to cut off Walrusman's hand was Ben is a racist m-----f------.

George now needs to revisit the OT to make critical changes. Boy howdy, I hope he doesn't overdo it.

 

[rushmore223]

It was Evazan however that was closest to Ben and who had drawn his blaster. The only reason for Ben to cut off Walrusman's hand was Ben is a racist m-----f------.

Ben Kenobi, Walrus hater. Sounds like there might be a interesting backstory there.

 

[MegaPrime33]

Saw Carrie Fisher on the SAG awards last night.......yowzah! She hasn't aged well at all. Makes me scared for this movie now.

 

[Prime Clone]

Regarding Luke keeping the Skywalker name, I always thought Ben hid him in plain sight because he knew Vader would never return to Tatooine, as it was a reminder of his previous self.

But now the new (canon) Star Wars comics have blown that theory. They have Vader visiting Jabba's Palace.

 

[Praedane]

George now needs to revisit the OT to make critical changes. Boy howdy, I hope he doesn't overdo it.

Come on, what's the likelihood him overdoing it -- er, wait...

 

[Kamandi]

Regarding Luke keeping the Skywalker name, I always thought Ben hid him in plain sight because he knew Vader would never return to Tatooine, as it was a reminder of his previous self.

But now the new (canon) Star Wars comics have blown that theory. They have Vader visiting Jabba's Palace.

The original Marvel Comics and all their goofy splendor were considered cannon in their day. How much sleep does anyone lose over the fact a six foot green rabbit was "official"?

 

[Prime Clone]

True, and I loved those back in the day too. But these new comics will remain canon, as per the reboot and the Lucasfilm Story Group.