This eerie Kylo Ren theory could change everything about Star Wars: The Force Awakens
By
Matt HillMonday, Oct 19 2015, 12:13 BST
WARNING: Spoilers (potentially) could follow...
So, the official
Force Awakens poster is here, the
trailer's about to drop, and like nearly everyone else, we've lost our minds. But despite what looks like a new Death Star on there, what our brain can't pull away from remains the same: who in the hell IS Kylo Ren?
The mysterious, crucifix-sabred, masked badass played by
Girls'
Adam Driver dominates the poster as the main figure of the Dark Side and the internet has long rumoured he is either Luke ("Look, no Mark Hamill on the poster despite second billing!"), Luke's son, Han and Leia's son, or just C-3PO in his goth phase. But from what we can see, no-one's speculated it could be Emperor Palpatine's grandson. So let's fix that.
Because while we were collating rumours, a typo led us on to
"Ken", a character from a not very well-received '90s
Star Wars book series called
Jedi Prince. Yet despite the lack of fanfare, his story and timeline is eerily similar to that of
Force Awakens. Could this be
Kylo R
en?
So, for starters, he's the grandson of the most evil guy in the galaxy and creator of Darth Vader, who's just been defeated when
Force Awakens rolls around in the mythology. He's brought up as a goodie, though, by droids in a galaxy far, far away, idolising the adventures of Luke and Han from afar, but his story only really starts after the Battle of Endor (again, timeline seems solid). He then meets and is mastered by Luke in the Jedi arts, while struggling with his dark side because... well, he's Palpatine's grandson. He's clearly a wrong 'un, really.
To be honest, it all sounds pretty much exactly the same as
Attack of the Clones, but with Luke and Ken swapped in for Obi-Wan and Anakin. And what did Mr Luke Skywalker, Mark Hamill, first say about the role in the
sequels George Lucas had planned? "He said once would I consider playing an Obi-Wan type character handing Excalibur down to the next generation."
Although that never comes to pass in
Jedi Prince, as it's too busy filling its pages with heavy-handed environmental messages to kids and droid replicas of Princess Leia (OK that bit sounds kind of cool), it's a pretty ace origins story to tap into if anyone was paying attention.
We fully appreciate we are almost certainly going OTT over a typo, and it would take more explaining and have less obvious emotional heft as being a child of one of the main cast, but hell, if
everyone else can speculate - indeed, here are 7 of the craziest rumours so far - so why can't we?