Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Dec 15th, 2017)

[Adolfo]

Shut off your brain and make up any criticism you want. Sounds about right...

Yeah just like Kennedy,Rian, Disney,Khev,snowflakes,election criers.....exactly boy!...you hit the nail on the head son!....damn last two hours shopping with my daughter for her prom dress sucks...$600+ if she gets the one she likes so far...still its better than TLJ

 

[YoNoSe]

I think a few had themselves exposed when they thought Luke was going to chop up Kylo.

Blueballs in a theater is a day long remembered.

 

[Khev]

Vader was doing what Darth Sidious told him to do. You know, like the henchman he is.

All while plotting to overthrow the Emperor himself (until stupid ROTJ had him blow his big chance.)

 

[Adolfo]

He accepts Revenge of the Sith as canon now. TLJ warps your mind the more you expose yourself to it. Soon, these people won't even be able to log in anymore because they'll have forgotten their passwords.

lol

Watch Ben's speech in his hut to Luke about Vader again then.

I can't...keep seeing blue milk

 

[EVILFACE]

All while plotting to overthrow the Emperor himself (until stupid ROTJ had him blow his big chance.)

Dooku tried the same. Sidious did the same. Maul appeared to shy to try.

 

[DiFabio]

Vader was doing what Darth Sidious told him to do. You know, like the henchman he is.

Ben Kylo Solo Ren, idolizing a henchman.

Why didn't anyone explain to lil' Kylo that his grandpa saw the error of his ways, threw the Emperor down the chute and went to the lightside?

Does he realize his idol was a big fat crying marshmallow looking ***** traitor that joined the good guys because "muh son"?

If Luke, Han and Leia couldn't explain this to lil' Kylo, how come the oh so powerful force ghosts couldn't?

What is Benny boy's motivation even? Why was he having bad thoughts?

If he couldn't kill his mom, doesn't agree with snoke anymore and has a boner for Rey Rey, why is he still acting bad?

What is his motivation? Rey is a light goody two shoes and is super powerful already. She's just sad that she doesn't have a family or interesting parents. Kylo had Han Solo and Leia as his mom and Dad, Luke and Chewie as his uncles, four of the coolest people in the galaxy and when he's not killing them off, he's trying too.


I don't get it. Why is everyone even fighting again?

 

[jye4ever]

Dooku tried the same. Sidious did the same. Maul appeared to shy to try.

I tried the same against Emperor DiFabio.

 

[Khev]

Dooku tried the same. Sidious did the same.

Yes they tried. Vader succeeded.

(Thanks to Luke)

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Watch Ben's speech in his hut to Luke about Vader again then.

The whole thing makes no sense the more stuff they add to the "canon." If the sith's goal is to end all jedi, then that's stupid since Snoke literally told Kylo that there's always going to be light rising to match the darkness or whatever that was? Meaning, no side will ever truly win because the "force" will always balance itself. It's a great premise for a never ending story or franchise, but not a great goal if you're a sith or a rebel

All while plotting to overthrow the Emperor himself (until stupid ROTJ had him blow his big chance.)

And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling Skywalker kids

 

[jye4ever]

Time out lets enjoy what unifies us all.

 

[DiFabio]

If Obi was lying to Luke about his father being killed by Vader, couldn't he have also been lying about Vader committing Jedi Knight genocide?

The whole thing makes no sense the more stuff they add to the "canon." If the sith's goal is to end all jedi, then that's stupid since Snoke literally told Kylo that there's always going to be light rising to match the darkness or whatever that was? Meaning, no side will ever truly win because the "force" will always balance itself. It's a great premise for a never ending story or franchise, but not a great goal if you're a sith or a rebel

Of course it doesn't make sense, everything about TLJ is stupid and contrived.


Though, I think SNIKT got a bad rep. His fan fiction on gray Jedi or whatever kind of falls in line with this concept of the opposing sides rising up as equals against the other. All that balance ******** the prequels hinged on.

The canon is a mess.

Time out lets enjoy what unifies us all.

View attachment 388531
View attachment 388532

Dam fake. jye. looks. like. that!? I didn't know you were so hot bb. I want kiss ur feet, posts MOAR pics of your ***** pls

 

[YoNoSe]

Why didn't anyone explain to lil' Kylo that his grandpa saw the error of his ways, threw the Emperor down the chute and went to the lightside?

TLJ/Johnson resolved, dismissed or ignored (depending on you pov) points from TFA.

The idea that Kylo was communing with Vader (he thinks) was the one I was most interested in.

I remember there was some concept art of an Anakin/Vader ghost that morphed back and forth to illustrate Anakin’s split nature. That would have been interesting and could have supported the idea of true balance in a way.

 

[DiFabio]

TLJ/Johnson resolved, dismissed or ignored (depending on you pov) points from TFA.

The idea that Kylo was communing with Vader (he thinks) was the one I was most interested in.

I remember there was some concept art of an Anakin/Vader ghost that morphed back and forth to illustrate Anakin’s split nature. That would have been interesting and could have supported the idea of true balance in a way.

I bet we could write a better Episode 8 script than Johnson did.

 

[Khev]

The whole thing makes no sense the more stuff they add to the "canon." If the sith's goal is to end all jedi, then that's stupid since Snoke literally told Kylo that there's always going to be light rising to match the darkness or whatever that was? Meaning, no side will ever truly win because the "force" will always balance itself. It's a great premise for a never ending story or franchise, but not a great goal if you're a sith or a rebel

That's a very valid observation. However it does refer back to early story meetings for The Empire Strikes Back where it was determined that a properly trained Jedi actually uses a measured combination of the Light and Dark Side of the Force so that things stay in balance. When they are calm and at peace they would theoretically have the correct wherewithal to always know which side to use without throwing things out of balance (like when Luke Force choked the Gammorean Guards.)

Unfortunately by the time TLJ rolled around Luke had become convinced that all Light = Good (and was ultimately insufficient) while all Dark = Bad. But Yoda never said that. Luke scolded Rey for not resisting and fleeing from Ach-To's Dark Side cave but Yoda never told Luke to avoid the cave. He only instructed him to enter it seeking knowledge, not a fight. Luke entered the cave looking for a fight so the Darkness obliged him.

So there is a through line of Light and Dark taking turns to rise and meet each other but Jedi in their ideal forms would preclude the need for such conflict. Getting to such a state of enlightenment and knowing exactly when and where to use each side is the hard part. That's why when SNIKT was going on and on about the Saga being turned on its head about a new "Grey Side of the Force" I brought up the fact that those elements have always been there with plain old Light and Dark.

And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling Skywalker kids

Yep.

 

[jye4ever]

If Obi was lying to Luke about his father being killed by Vader, couldn't he have also been lying about Vader committing Jedi Knight genocide?




View attachment 388533




Of course it doesn't make sense, everything about TLJ is stupid and contrived.


Though, I think SNIKT got a bad rep. His fan fiction on gray Jedi or whatever kind of falls in line with this concept of the opposing sides rising up as equals against the other. All that balance ******** the prequels hinged on.

The canon is a mess.






Dam fake. jye. looks. like. that!? I didn't know you were so hot bb. I want kiss ur feet, posts MOAR pics of your ***** pls

Forget TLJ did you see the huge front and center upside pee nus and balls on Wasp’s costume in the new Ant-Man 2 photo that’s all everyone is talking about this weekend, Disney did another Lion King lol

 

[DiFabio]

Forget TLJ did you see the huge front and center upside pee nus and balls on Wasp’s costume in the new Ant-Man 2 photo that’s all everyone is talking about this weekend, Disney did another Lion King lol

 

[Khev]

Forget TLJ did you see the huge front and center upside pee nus and balls on Wasp’s costume in the new Ant-Man 2 photo that’s all everyone is talking about this weekend, Disney did another Lion King lol

What do you mean? All I see is an homage to the MOS prison ships on the front of her suit.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Rian Johnson posted these pics. Was this posted already? Is that how it all started?

 

[Khev]

Are those books that were released to the public at some point?

EDIT: Wow, yes they were, back in 2010. Interesting. Signed off by George himself then. No wonder Force projection blended so seamlessly with the OT. Now he just needs to post the page that describes whatever the hell Leia did, lol.

 

[EVILFACE]

I don't get it. Why is everyone even fighting again?

I'm not sure either. Control the galaxy or universe? Why? I don't know. Seems like a lot to keep track of.