Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Dec 15th, 2017)

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

The Knights of Ren could have gone after Finn.

 

[YoNoSe]

The guards not being the knights of Ren isn’t a plot hole.

 

[Adolfo]

The Knights of Ren could have gone after Finn.

Be glad the white knights of Ren didn't go after Finn.....media snowflake field day

 

[Adolfo]

The guards not being the knights of Ren isn’t a plot hole.

No...its just extra ketchup on Rians sloppy veggie burger

 

[jye4ever]

No, SNIKT was banking on Force Penetration.

It’s not what it sounds like.

My stupid is better than your stupid!

I don’t recall but I have been meaning to revist biddy-biddy-Buck.

***** ***** *****...ohhhhh Buck.

 

[Khev]

I'm not shocked that Rian has to spell out the entire movie at all. When a good portion of your audience can't even fathom why good would oppose evil then yeah, having to explain why he ignored the Knights of Ren *just like JJ Abrams did* is pretty much a given.

 

[Popnfresh98]

I feel sorry for Chris Terrio or what ever poor **** has to write Episode 9. The trilogy is already 2/3 over, the best characters are dead, the span of the story is within a week, Princess Leia isn't dead, and your antagonists and protagonists are pretty much at the same place in the story and have already faced off in every possible combination.

Yeah I don’t see how this is going to work out outside of them superpowering up Kylo somehow or having Snoke come back completely juiced up.

But if that fan fiction Rian stole from holds true, Snoke came back in ep 9 because he transferred his consciousness to Hux before he died. Far fetched, but it’s been right about a good deal so far!

Buck Rogers > TLJ......in fact Duck Dodgers > TLJ

@ duck dodgers >TLJ

I concur.

 

[Adolfo]

***** ***** *****...ohhhhh Buck.

Buck Dodgers women >>>>>>>> TLJ broads

 

[YoNoSe]

No...its just extra ketchup on this sloppy veggie burger

I thought you were getting Chinese?

Inconsistent with previous canon.

 

[YoNoSe]

***** ***** *****...ohhhhh Buck.

Wilma definitely gave me some confusing pre-teen feels.

#forcetent

 

[Adolfo]

I'm not shocked that Rian has to spell out the entire movie at all. When a good portion of your audience can't even fathom why good would oppose evil then yeah, having to explain why he ignored the Knights of Ren *just like JJ Abrams did* is pretty much a given.

Snowflake answers like that one is now considered a new liberal martial arts deflecting style...I think its because maybe Rian is just full imaginary ******...some normal folks don't do ******

 

[Khev]

To eliminate further confusion from haters Rian Johnson just posted a detailed explanation of why TLJ doesn't feature Battle Droids, Ewoks, or the Starship Enterprise.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Be glad the white knights of Ren didn't go after Finn.....

Your name is FN-2187.



What's your name?

Mu...muh name is...Fi...fi...finnnn!!

 

[Adolfo]

Rian defenders unite!!!!....just fake it!!!...say anything to the deplorables!!!...I don't know why they don't like us!!!!...Just make em go away!!!!!!... LoL...

 

[Khev]

Snowflake answers like that one is now considered a new liberal martial arts deflecting style...I think its because maybe Rian is just full imaginary ******...some normal folks don't do ******

Shouldn't you be talking only to yourself for 10 posts in a row...? Don't mind us, have at it.

 

[Adolfo]

Shouldn't you be talking only to yourself for 10 posts in a row...? Don't mind us, have at it.

As long as the truth hurts you boy....I will...glad you read them and even count

 

[Popnfresh98]

I'm not shocked that Rian has to spell out the entire movie at all. When a good portion of your audience can't even fathom why good would oppose evil then yeah, having to explain why he ignored the Knights of Ren *just like JJ Abrams did* is pretty much a given.

Snowflake answers like that one is now considered a new liberal martial arts deflecting style...I think its because maybe Rian is just full imaginary ******

Yup either insult or deflect.

I like how the same audience had no problem understanding movies like memento or the blade runners or 2001 etc but had problems with this thought provoking masterpiece. Please spell it out for us Dr Johnson, you’re our only hope! Also JJ setting up the knights of ren somehow = the next guy making no mention of them all.

Your name is FN-2187.



What's your name?

Mu...muh name is...Fi...fi...finnnn!!

Don’t forget all the sweat, like he’s been working all morning picking that cotton under a hot sun.

I thought perhaps he must be a sweaty guy? But then watched some other movies he’s in... no sweat at all. It was a *stylistic choice* to only make the token black guy so sweaty

 

[Khev]

As long as the truth hurts you boy....I will...glad you read them and even count

Not too hard when the site shows 10 posts per page...

Doesn't change the fact that the loudest criticism against this movie are against things that didn't even play out on screen or that the loudest criticism against Johnson is against the fact that he condescended to explain things to adults who couldn't follow an all ages adventure film. Awesome deconstruction there guys, lol.

 

[YoNoSe]

Don’t forget all the sweat, like he’s been working all morning picking that cotton under a hot sun

Speaking of projecting....jebus...

 

[Adolfo]

Yup either insult or deflect.

I like how the same audience had no problem understanding movies like memento or the blade runners or 2001 etc but had problems with this thought provoking masterpiece. Please spell it out for us Dr Johnson, you’re our only hope! Also JJ setting up the knights of ren somehow = the next guy making no mention of them all.





Don’t forget all the sweat, like he’s been working all morning picking that cotton under a hot sun.

I thought perhaps he must be a sweaty guy? But then watched some other movies he’s in... no sweat at all. It was a *stylistic choice* to only make the token black guy so sweaty

Does that mean that Rian is or could be a Racist. ..dayuuum!!! Lol....