Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Dec 15th, 2017)

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Are those books that were released to the public at some point?

EDIT: Wow, yes they were, back in 2010. Interesting. Signed off by George himself then. No wonder Force projection blended so seamlessly with the OT. Now he just needs to post the page that describes whatever the hell Leia did, lol.

Those are the same books Yoda called boring tho

 

[Khev]

I'm not sure either. Control the galaxy or universe? Why? I don't know. Seems like a lot to keep track of.

Why do the good guys fight the bad?



Lol

 

[Khev]

Those are the same books Yoda called boring tho

Too bad Luke never bothered to read the chapter on how to shrink to the size of an atom.

 

[DiFabio]

Man, so not only did he pull fan fiction off of Reddit and tumblr from all those "Reylo" fans and their erotic stories and art, he grabbed a $10 book from Barnes and Noble and used it as the basis for his movie's climax! So this is what SNIKT meant when he called him an auteur!

Who knew fan films would one day be big budget blockbusters? These are almost as compelling as the cheesy Star Wars movies from the 90s that you'd see playing at conventions!

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Too bad Luke never bothered to read the chapter on how to shrink to the size of an atom.

Maybe he shrunk at the end of TLJ

 

[EVILFACE]

Interesting.

 

[YoNoSe]

Are those books that were released to the public at some point?

EDIT: Wow, yes they were, back in 2010. Interesting. Signed off by George himself then. No wonder Force projection blended so seamlessly with the OT. Now he just needs to post the page that describes whatever the hell Leia did, lol.

Yup. From the superior, tragically ignored and discarded EU.

 

[YoNoSe]

Man, so not only did he pull fan fiction off of Reddit and tumblr from all those "Reylo" fans and their erotic stories and art, he grabbed a $10 book from Barnes and Noble and used it as the basis for his movie's climax! So this is what SNIKT meant when h called him an auteur!

Who knew fan films would one day be big budget blockbusters? These are almost as compelling as the cheesy movies from the 90s that you'd see playing at conventions!

No, SNIKT was banking on Force Penetration.

It’s not what it sounds like.

 

[Khev]

Interesting.

That works too, lol.

 

[Khev]

Maybe he shrunk at the end of TLJ

And he's all "where the hell is my cloak? Still normal sized??"

 

[Khev]

Yup. From the superior, tragically ignored and discarded EU.

That's right, "The Courtship of Space Leia," forgot about that book.

 

[YoNoSe]

That's right, "The Courtship of Space Leia," forgot about that book.

Oh man....flashback to the Shadow of the Empire novel when Prince Sheetsore uses his pheromones to try to get Leia naked.

 

[DiFabio]

You that like it's a bad thing.


Bro, we now live in a world where we have seen Leia floating out in space without a suit then flying back to the ship like she is Superman and ****. Some dude trying to seduce her with some intergalactic spices and make her show off her other buns is tame.

 

[Adolfo]

Oh man....flashback to the Shadow of the Empire novel when Prince Sheetsore uses his pheromones to try to get Leia naked.

Shadow of the Empire > TLJ........Junkions petition > TLJ

 

[YoNoSe]

You that like it's a bad thing.


Bro, we now live in a world where we have seen Leia floating out in space without a space suit then flying back to the ship. Some dude trying to seduce her with some intergalactic spices and make her show off her other buns is tame.

My stupid is better than your stupid!

 

[Khev]

Oh man....flashback to the Shadow of the Empire novel when Prince Sheetsore uses his pheromones to try to get Leia naked.

Remember that one episode of Buck Rogers where those dwarves circled Wilma and started chanting to make her clothes come off.

In other news TLJ just joined the $600 million domestic club today.

 

[YoNoSe]

Remember that one episode of Buck Rogers when those dwarves circled Wilma and started chanting to make her clothes come off.

In other news TLJ just joined the $600 million domestic club today.

I don’t recall but I have been meaning to revist biddy-biddy-Buck.

 

[jye4ever]

What do you mean? All I see is an homage to the MOS prison ships on the front of her suit.

If that was the case it would’ve been on Black Panther’s costume.

 

[Popnfresh98]

Ruin Johnson on the Knights of Ren:

I guess I could’ve used them in place of the Praetorian guards but then it would feel like wasting them because all those guards had to die. And if Kylo had some kind of connection to them it would’ve added a complication that wouldn’t have helped the scene… Truth is, I just didn’t see a place for them in the movie.

Confirmed the guards are not the knights. Also this was the only way he could have imagined them having a place, or none at all. Guy seems to limit his options a lot.

Also shows just how much he wanted to tell his own story, continuity, previous setup and serving the larger story of the trilogy be damned, because he ‘saw no place for it.’ So let’s just completely gloss over them and not even mention them like they don’t exist.

I’ve never seen a director having to explain so many holes before.

Also that Jedi book Rian took pics of is no longer canon It’s part of ‘legends’ like rest of the EU, meaning it means nothing.
Further a local doppelgänger is different from projection across the galaxy that kills you - how is that equivalent in his mind?
Stay tuned for when he explains that question next!

 

[Adolfo]

Remember that one episode of Buck Rogers where those dwarves circled Wilma and started chanting to make her clothes come off.

In other news TLJ just joined the $600 million domestic club today.

Buck Rogers > TLJ......in fact Duck Dodgers > TLJ