Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Dec 15th, 2017)

[DiFabio]

Then you have that silly clobberin' time rock monster with the baby voice in Thor 3 called a Korg or whatever.

 

[ZaCHw117]

I sense much conflict within him.

he's more khev than jye now.

 

[jye4ever]

Did you say KORG or PORG!

DID YOU SAY KORG OR PORG DAMMIT!

PORG is everywhere!

I feel like i’m being watched!

 

[DiFabio]

I found the test group committee Disney uses to name their characters.

 

[xipotec]

For me it’s really quite simple.


Just like Hollywood is comprised of 50% Art and 50% Profit living together for mutual advantage so are we.


We are 50% brain 50% heart.


Analytical Brain tells you to hate new SW.


Emotional Heart tells you it’s ok to love new SW


Remember that our connection to our happy safe childhood memories is NOT thru our brains but thru our hearts.


Your brain is for ugly grown up stuff like work, taxes, DMV lines, sex with your wife and yes burying your childood memories with cynicism in an attempt to protect those memories from the ugly truths about adult humanity.


Your heart just wants to rekindle those childhood memories, bring them up to the surface so that you can feel good again, new SW is perfect fuel for that because SW is childhood.


So either you can use all of your impressive brain power to paralyze your heart from ever liking something new again because you don’t want your memories hurt by cruel adults.


Or you can just allow yourself to get stupid excited over new SW again.


That simple.


So what does your heart tell you?

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[Chakor]

I found the test group committee Disney uses to name their characters.

Scariest thing of all is that this is probably accurate.

 

[GasparZizou]

I sense much conflict within him.

is he devil? or angle?

Matrix reference!! Me so happy!!

Ureshi na?

 

[GasparZizou]

I found the test group committee Disney uses to name their characters.





https://www.advantage4parents.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Toddlers-playing-with-blocks.jpg

I thought it was her:

 

[DiFabio]

Scariest thing of all is that this is probably accurate.

My super secret inside contact confirmed it.

is he devil? or angle?

devil was angle, gaspar-san

I thought it was her:

That's more than 4 letters, Disney definitely didn't hire her.

 

[GasparZizou]

devil was angle, gaspar-san

now that's a red pill.

 

[jye4ever]

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Perfect

a-dev services no longer needed lol

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Ureshi na?

あなたの日本人は吸う。ハハ

Anata no nihonjin wa suu. Haha

 

[punisher1974]

That's my porn face. Doesn't belong anywhere near a Star Wars movie.

How about with this one Porn-Gar

 

[ZaCHw117]

her right knee looks like a ****

 

[Adolfo]

Damnit you guys crack me up...I the 80s I woulda treated you guys ...taken you to queens Roosevelt ave for $20 bj & F included from a nice columbian or dominican

 

[ZaCHw117]

knah them are traps

and by trap i mean women with schlongs

 

[Adolfo]

How about with this one Porn-Gar
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Didn't SS have a statue with Conan grabbing a chick that looked like that

 

[Adolfo]

knah them are traps

and by trap i mean women with schlongs

Nope...they were located in another part of town

 

[GasparZizou]

her right knee looks like a ****

Just like when I wake up in the morning after sleeping on my stomach.

 

[ZaCHw117]

Nope...they were located in another part of town

they were probably just better at hiding it.

Just like when I wake up in the morning after sleeping on my stomach.

stuck to your belly button?