Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Dec 15th, 2017)

[Adolfo]

That's it...captures the Kodak moment perfectly. ..I could see those features on jack Nicholson's face

 

[Adolfo]

gotta point

ESB, RO are the two best and darkest.

though, is ESB even considered "dark" now days?

Don't ever worry about the now when it comes to past films..the back then is what is important

 

[Adolfo]

The darker star wars is the better movie it becomes...and I ain't talking about skin color...evil > good when it comes to good star wars film imho

Ill say it again...I would love a good dark star wars film by fincher, villenvue, etc

 

[Wor-Gar]

That's my porn face. Doesn't belong anywhere near a Star Wars movie.

 

[Adolfo]

That's my porn face. Doesn't belong anywhere near a Star Wars movie.

All work and no play make Wor-Gar a dull boy

 

[ZaCHw117]

That's my porn face. Doesn't belong anywhere near a Star Wars movie.

better?

 

[DiFabio]

If that's the case, ROTS is the best Star Wars film then.

Ain't nothing darker than betraying your friends, hacking up some kids, strangling your wife, getting all your limbs lobbed off by your best friend and burning alive as you become consumed by fire and hate while the guy that pulled all these strings to make you feel this pain cackles to himself like Satan in the background.


"B-but the Empire won ONE battle! Dack got stepped on by a walker! H-Han Solo became a wall decoration. Obi lied to Luke about his daddy!"


That's kids stuff. Hell, Luke going into the cave and cutting off Vader's head only to see himself under the mask is "darker" than those four things.


RO? That's a kids flick. The quipping meme robot getting shot to death was the darkest thing about it. Well that and the spooky CGI Silent hill Carrie fisher at the end. She looked just like that portrait monster from the jewish synagogue in IT.

 

[ZaCHw117]

RO? That's a kids flick. The quipping meme robot getting shot toy death was the darkest thing about it. Well that and the spooky CGI Silent hill Carrie fisher at the end. She looked just like that portrait monster from the jewish synagogue in IT.

ROTS is pretty dark in concept. It's the best of the PT.

 

[Wor-Gar]

better?

Anything with Frodo is never 'better'.

 

[Wor-Gar]

When they say ESB is dark, they mean for 8 year olds.

Sometimes I walk into this room and see what this guy saw.

 

[Adolfo]

If that's the case, ROTS is the best Star Wars film then.

Ain't nothing darker than betraying your friends, hacking up some kids, strangling your wife, getting all your limbs lobbed off by your best friend and burning alive as you become consumed by fire and hate while the guy that pulled all these strings to make you feel this pain cackles to himself like Satan in the background.


"B-but the Empire won ONE battle! Dack got stepped on by a walker! H-Han Solo became a wall decoration. Obi lied to Luke about his daddy!"


That's kids stuff. Hell, Luke going into the cave and cutting off Vader's head only to see himself under the mask is "darker" than those four things.


RO? That's a kids flick. The quipping meme robot getting shot to death was the darkest thing about it. Well that and the spooky CGI Silent hill Carrie fisher at the end. She looked just like that portrait monster from the jewish synagogue in IT.

I considered RO a sci if war flick...like the dirty dozen or some others I could think of...it was a straight up war mission with some back story...everyone dies pretty much...ESB and ROTS were darker imho

 

[DiFabio]

The only thing out of all the Star Wars movies that frieghtened me or seemed to dark to me as a kid were Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru's charred, burning skeletons.

 

[jye4ever]

If that's the case, ROTS is the best Star Wars film then.

Ain't nothing darker than betraying your friends, hacking up some kids, strangling your wife, getting all your limbs lobbed off by your best friend and burning alive as you become consumed by fire and hate while the guy that pulled all these strings to make you feel this pain cackles to himself like Satan in the background.


"B-but the Empire won ONE battle! Dack got stepped on by a walker! H-Han Solo became a wall decoration. Obi lied to Luke about his daddy!"


That's kids stuff. Hell, Luke going into the cave and cutting off Vader's head only to see himself under the mask is "darker" than those four things.


RO? That's a kids flick. The quipping meme robot getting shot to death was the darkest thing about it. Well that and the spooky CGI Silent hill Carrie fisher at the end. She looked just like that portrait monster from the jewish synagogue in IT.

Oh man no words can do this post justice lol

 

[ZaCHw117]

the trash compactor scene always made me nervous, not frightened though.

 

[Adolfo]

When they say ESB is dark, they mean for 8 year olds.

Sometimes I walk into this room and see what this guy saw.

Slack jawed fa***ts lol

 

[Adolfo]

The only thing out of all the Star Wars movies that frieghtened me or seemed to dark to me as a kid were Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru's charred, burning skeletons.

I wish was a kid when I saw star wars

 

[ZaCHw117]

I wish was a kid when I saw star wars

you never watched SW as a kid?

consider yourself lucky, it doesn't hold up for the rest of us.

 

[DiFabio]

Are you kidding, Adolfo is like 2000 years old. He was born in the first age I believe. That ***** saw Morgoth before he saw Star Wars.

 

[ZaCHw117]

the good ol' days, or so i've heard.

 

[Adolfo]

Are you kidding, Adolfo is like 2000 years old. He was born in the first age I believe. That ***** saw Morgoth before he saw Star Wars.

Yup Morgoth was around in the 60s...we just didn't know any of his back story till the 70s lol