Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Dec 15th, 2017)

[Adolfo]

Jl, ww, t, br 2049,wotpota, gotg2 >tlj

 

[Wor-Gar]

Manufactured? Admiral Ackbar disagrees.

Ackbar is dead. Off-screen too.

 

[SNIKT1950]

Jl, ww, t, br 2049,wotpota, gotg2 >tlj

Better movies than TLJ:

Staying Alive (1983)
Caddyshack 2 (1988)
Friday The 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
The Room (2003)
The Sting 2 (1983)
Exorcist: The Heretic (1977)
Major League II (1994)
Fantastic Four: Rise of The Silver Surfer (2007)
Iron Eagle 2 (1988)

 

[jal76]

and you missed all that from this movie? you must be a millennial

What about the real truth that Kathleen Kennedy and that weasel Rian Johnson are putting tiny micro transmitters in the sodas being served at the movie theaters...every third soda sold in fact...and they are reading my thoughts too...everyone's thoughts in fact...and they keep sending me messages with telepathy telling me to buy corn flakes...

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

Ackbar is dead. Off-screen too.

With barely even a mention. He was treated like one of the tusken raiders that Anakin slaughtered. Too bad Leia didn't fly over and save him too.

 

[moose]

What is wrong with these idiots the people more vader and obi wan and classic characters not these copies .

The coolest scene is rouge one was when vader appears and the got the makings of.one in then the kill him off . Star wars should be about the Skywalker clan and his descendents just like the comic. Even the movie we know their are thousands of jedi but we decide to follow this unique jedi and so the story should revolve around this family we know there are thousands of jedi who cares . What makes them special is when they get to be extinct .

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[Darth Snoopy]

Ackbar is dead. Off-screen too.

Yup.

What about the real truth that Kathleen Kennedy and that weasel Rian Johnson are putting tiny micro transmitters in the sodas being served at the movie theaters...every third soda sold in fact...and they are reading my thoughts too...everyone's thoughts in fact...and they keep sending me messages with telepathy telling me to buy corn flakes...

You too?!?

 

[Adolfo]

King Kong, kingsman 2 >TLJ

Star wars novels and comics >TLJ

Anything George Lucas>TLJ

Indiana Jones and crystal skull>TLJ

Any Riddick film>TLJ

Any Star trek film>TLJ

Ed Wood>Rian Johnson

 

[crows]

So he could milk it?

 

[aa909]

Predator 2, Terminator 3, A Good Day to Die Hard > TLJ

 

[Darth Snoopy]

King Kong, kingsman 2 >TLJ

Star wars novels and comics >TLJ

Anything George Lucas>TLJ

Indiana Jones and crystal skull>TLJ

Any Riddick film>TLJ

Any Star trek film>TLJ

We get it. No need for multiple posts about it.

 

[YoNoSe]

Coal Miners Internet SW Fans

 

[Deeznutz6]

The "you've discredited my theories" crap is stupid. I had no theories going in.

I just expected it to be a consistent SW movie. Stay in the universe. Surprise me......that's fine. Just don't insult me.

Bingo, this movie is transformersesque.

The typical retort is we are mad someone crapped on our movie, I'm just mad they made a ****** as movie. All this movie was missing was snokes wrinkly balls hanging out...

 

[Craig Walker]

 

[Craig Walker]

and you missed all that from this movie? you must be a millennial

Zing!

 

[Darth Skywalker]

Luke trained both Rey and Kylo as children.

Kylo was damaged because his parents split up. He had issues.

First Order rose with Snoke, targeted Luke’s school as it was a big threat.

Snoke attacked school, Luke only had time to save one student. Either Rey or Kylo. He chose Rey.

Kylo was furious, felt abandoned again, left to die. Troops walk out of flames to kill kid Kylo, so angry, he taps dark side and wipes them out. Snoke is impressed and spares him, praises him, makes him feel wanted. Takes him in.

Luke uses force to wipe Rey’s memory. Leaves her on Jakuu to keep her safe, to be an anonymous nobody.

Luke has a crisis of conscious, believes nothing he does can stop the battle between light and dark.

TFA happens. Rey arrives to find Luke. His expression says “I was hoping this day would have not come. I was hoping to keep you out of this mess, but this is destiny and there’s no escaping it.”

We learn that Luke chose Rey because she’s his daughter.

NOW, that seems obvious and cliche, but with a great director and great execution, it would have made me very happy.

 

[xipotec]

Luke trained both Rey and Kylo as children.

Kylo was damaged because his parents split up. He had issues.

First Order rose with Snoke, targeted Luke’s school as it was a big threat.

Snoke attacked school, Luke only had time to save one student. Either Rey or Kylo. He chose Rey.

Kylo was furious, felt abandoned again, left to die. Troops walk out of flames to kill kid Kylo, so angry, he taps dark side and wipes them out. Snoke is impressed and spares him, praises him, makes him feel wanted. Takes him in.

Luke uses force to wipe Rey’s memory. Leaves her on Jakuu to keep her safe, to be an anonymous nobody.

Luke has a crisis of conscious, believes nothing he does can stop the battle between light and dark.

TFA happens. Rey arrives to find Luke. His expression says “I was hoping this day would have not come. I was hoping to keep you out of this mess, but this is destiny and there’s no escaping it.”

We learn that Luke chose Rey because she’s his daughter.

NOW, that seems obvious and cliche, but with a great director and great execution, it would have made me very happy.

So basically more of the same as PT and OT


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[YoNoSe]

That’s way better fanfic than horny Count Snokula.

 

[Wor-Gar]

I wonder why Ackbar didn't get to do the stellar hyperdrive-ram into Snoke's ship? Why create Holdo just for that?

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

I wonder why Ackbar didn't get to do the stellar hyperdrive-ram into Snoke's ship? Why create Holdo just for that?

Because of the Kathleen Kennedy agenda.