Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Dec 15th, 2017)

[rushmore223]

bombs were magnetic, shows up in the visual dictionary. did you think space had sound in 77 or fire?

Yeah, Star Wars has never really paid much attention to physics.

 

[DarthNeil]

I could have written this review myself. Hit upon everything I hated. Even the bombs. WTF was with the bombs...in space...with no gravity..

Like those Tie Fighters... in space... no sounds...

Bloody Lucas.

 

[Spazz]

Re: The Last Jedi OBJECTIVELY sucks. Your feelings are irrelevant.

Did someone seriously just post a list of ways that a Star Wars movie broke the laws of physics as proof that it was poorly made? This just keeps getting better and better.

No. I posted a listed of ways a Star Wars movie broke its own internal logic. You can break the laws of physics all you want. You can't break rules that you stipulate within your own fiction, without some sort of causal shift, or it makes your plot incoherent.

 

[bunnyfreakz]

bombs were magnetic, shows up in the visual dictionary. did you think space had sound in 77 or fire?

Star Destroyer should have big magnet as well to repel ****ing bombs then.

 

[Adolfo]

Star Destroyer should have big magnet as well to repel ****ing bombs then.

exactly...Leia should have just flew the bombs herself without a ship..LOL...Star Wars Green Lantern style

 

[DarthNeil]

Re: The Last Jedi OBJECTIVELY sucks. Your feelings are irrelevant.

Did someone seriously just post a list of ways that a Star Wars movie broke the laws of physics as proof that it was poorly made? This just keeps getting better and better.

 

[ZaCHw117]

Star Destroyer should have big magnet as well to repel ****ing bombs then.

that's what the turrets were for, christ did you even watch the first 5 minutes?

 

[Adolfo]

The Rebels in ep IX will have a new ship called Snowflake...The Falcon will be renamed the Antifa...Po will ride on the Zach the new XYZ wing with gold trim and 24" rims...Chewie is gonna wear curlers it is rumored

 

[Spazz]

bombs were magnetic, shows up in the visual dictionary. did you think space had sound in 77 or fire?

If I need supplementary material for a movie to make sense, the movie sucks.

 

[ZaCHw117]

If I need supplementary material for a movie to make sense, the movie sucks.

Ok. You win, the entire SW saga blows green **** cause physics aren't followed.

 

[Adolfo]

Ok. You win, the entire SW saga blows green **** cause physics aren't followed.

There you go..I knew you needed an edumication

 

[PJC618]

bombs were magnetic, shows up in the visual dictionary. did you think space had sound in 77 or fire?

So then, shouldn't they just stick onto the ship they are already in? I get that liberties are taken with sound and fire in space. Just found bombs to be an odd weapon choice for a space battle.

 

[Popnfresh98]

Well, you're the exception on here. A lot of Freaks bashed him when he had anti-Trump things to say.

I think politics is like religion - it should be kept out of everything entirely and people should keep it to themselves but do what they want. If I love trump or hate trump, no one will ever know, and I don't care if others love or hate him, just like in whatever religion I may or may not be (praise be to Allah!)

Also everything deserves to be mocked equally

 

[SNIKT1950]

The Rebels in ep IX will have a new ship called Snowflake...The Falcon will be renamed the Antifa...Po will ride on the Zach the new XYZ wing

Yeah, its been confirmed. Some of the reactions to said changes have also been confirmed:

Kathleen Kennedy and Lucasfilm deserve tremendous praise for taking SW to a socio-political level and expanding Stupid Fat Old George Lucas' universe with crucial characteristics of today's righteous [Leftist] society. Its clear that this is the triumphant shape SW needed to take. 10.5/10 and a perfect follow up to Rian Johnson's brilliant THE LAST JEDI.

 

[Spazz]

Ok. You win, the entire SW saga blows green **** cause physics aren't followed.

You're not listening. It broke it's own rules. The force breaks the laws of physics, and no one is complaining about that. I gave you a list. The only counter-argument you have is regarding bombs that were stipulated as being magnetic in an off-movie dictionary. You might be okay with that, but it still impedes the structure of the movie.

 

[ZaCHw117]

So then, shouldn't they just stick onto the ship they are already in? I get that liberties are taken with sound and fire in space. Just found bombs to be an odd weapon choice for a space battle.

magnets pull and push.

 

[ZaCHw117]

You're not listening. It broke it's own rules. The force breaks the laws of physics, and no one is complaining about that. I gave you a list. The only counter-argument you have is regarding bombs that were stipulated as being magnetic in an off-movie dictionary. You might be okay with that, but it still impedes the structure of the movie.

i wasn’t even replying to you to begin with.

 

[Adolfo]

"You broke what could not be broken" "What Excalibur?" "No, The Force"

 

[moose]

Exactly.

Ironically their usual artillery (RT) has turned on them because much like the Death Star it has a great weakness ---> Public Audience Scores.

Again, I won't be surprised if Disney outright demands for RT to dismantle Audience Scores.

It's time for rotten #$% to end it's time for these paid critics to end the disconnect has been growing for a long time time and it's time for the actual voice of the audience to be heard. The fact that the disconnect is so large is amazing beyond the new direction the movie too howncpuld they ignore these major issues with the story from the gapping plot point to ridicules side quest. It clear these idiots are scared to lose their jobs and have to the the line.

I lost faith on the you tube critics when thebsang the praises for TFAW and ignored the blatant rip off of a new hope it was it supposed to be a sequel not a remake. And then the movie it self acknowledges it's a copy by making fun of itself by show a death star and how it's actually different the star killer it's bigger so it's better.

What farce they pull he same stupid jokes and weak villains and plot point for future movies in marvel and because that audience is used to kid friendly stuff the can get away with it here the did not understand who their audience is .idiots.

Oh I can't wait to see ham solo probably will be reshootig that crap feast all over again .

And don't get me started on x men has bad as some.of those movies were but at least it was different now they are going to get the Mickey mouse treatment. Hahaa

DC get your crap together take risks but at least execute them Nolan did it and it worked it can be done again

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[Adolfo]

Thats how you KNOW this movie killed his spirit




Rian CLEARLY implies that broom boy will be a sith Lord

I missed that...I thought it was about Rian inviting the boy to his trailer...damn...films are so hard to read nowadays