Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Dec 15th, 2017)

[crows]

Good for them for actually providing an answer and engaging in a discussion...as for how patetic it is...? Well I don't know what patetic means so I really can't answer that.

An official page shouldnt be arguing with their fans....

 

[crows]

Grace is indeed a member here, right?

No, sadly.

She doesnt really collect. But i have heard chris Stuckman comes here from time to time

 

[Prime Clone]

And this is what's in charge of the franchise now...

I think they use interns for their social media accounts.

 

[JAWS]

His point about Goldilocks is spot on

 

[Wor-Gar]

Grace is indeed a member here, right?

Diss Grace.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Eat a **** Disney

I like that you had Disney just eat one. Very specific. Like, that should do it.

 

[punisher1974]

Daring, Bold, and clever you cannot be serious. Removing a staple of the series lightsaber vs lightsaber battle, ignoring and not explaining numerous important questions, plot points with no value, ***** milking and superman space flying...

***** milking and superman flying sounds like a ben and jerrys ice cream flavor

 

[Prime Clone]

Side question: Was the opening crawl grammatically correct? Should it have been "band... stands"?

Only General Leia Organa’s band of RESISTANCE fighters stand against the rising tyranny, certain that Jedi Master Luke Skywalker will return and restore a spark of hope to the fight.

 

[SNIKT1950]

Jye- yeah he may be but he's too erratic for even him- I think he's like one of the guys from the new FF film- not the director but the writer or something

Pretty sure Wor-Gar is John Milius.

 

[Deeznutz6]

***** milking and superman flying sounds like a ben and jerrys ice cream flavor

Bet that ice cream would be better than this **** show

Best thing to come from this which still has me laughing is the potential Allah Akbar memes/lines

 

[Wor-Gar]

Pretty sure Wor-Gar is John Milius.

Wouldn't that be trippy? No wonder I love Quint.

 

[punisher1974]

Bet feral Luke chases those frog nuns around the island all day for fun.

And cue benny Hill music

 

[Deeznutz6]

And cue benny Hill music

Dude I fogot all about those frog nuns

Wtf were those things, ****in pointless

 

[punisher1974]

I gotta say I saw this movie and I liked it. Not perfect but enjoyable. Luke likes ******* like the rest of us males and still gets some action. Not how I imagined the movie going but some of it was really good and a couple of head scratcher moments. I am curious to see what happens in Episode 9 now though as I really have no idea on the plan. Is Luke going to be a crazy force ghost with yoda? Will they fight to the ghost death for Maz's love?

 

[Deeznutz6]

I gotta say I saw this movie and I liked it. Not perfect but enjoyable. Luke likes ******* like the rest of us males and still gets some action. Not how I imagined the movie going but some of it was really good and a couple of head scratcher moments. I am curious to see what happens in Episode 9 now though as I really have no idea on the plan. Is Luke going to be a crazy force ghost with yoda? Will they fight to the ghost death for Maz's love?

I had no problems with the force awakens, original no but it did its job of setting the stage for this one. To me it's not even about the tittie of the nuns or the casino, it's all about the fact that when it ended I didn't care and it didn't leave me wanting another movie which hate them all you want, the prequels did. Even when ROTS ended you wanted or at least I did to watch a new hope. This left you with nothing but jokes at the movies expense and wZy to many of them. To me that is simply bad film making on the bigger scale of a franchise this HUGE.

 

[Craig Walker]

Bet feral Luke chases those frog nuns around the island all day for fun.

Luke/frog love child looks like....

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

There's so much negativity in this thread. Where are all the positive reviews? There needs to be a balance.

 

[xipotec]

There's so much negativity in this thread. Where are all the positive reviews? There needs to be a balance.

Most of the people who enjoyed it left the thread....simple because Any positive comment you make about the film you get blasted...

Also , people make comments on how much they hated something because it wasn’t explained in the film...so you explain it and then it’s “we don’t like that explanation...”

It’s a big circle jerk.....

Just curious for those who didn’t like it or “hated” it .....

Did it have anything in it you did like? Yeah, I know this opens the flood gates for a bunch of “witty comebacks”....but I am genuinely interested.


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[matturibe1]

I hope this video go through because this is how Rey and Ren in the movies swing a light saber in tfa an TLJ!!!

 

[Darth Skywalker]

That’s him rejecting the Emperor telling him to kill Vader and join the Empire.

TLJ is him rejecting the fans and his friends.