Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Dec 15th, 2017)

[Darkseed]

Dance off to end the trilogy.

Money is on Yoda ghost

 

[xipotec]

The posting of these pathetic utube personalities in order to support one opinion or another is weak...

Stand on your own opinions and not the opinions of strangers with inferiority complexes and delusions of grandeur.

I prefer the opinions of the board members and their personality disorders and delusions of grandeur.


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[JAWS]

You know what part of TLJ I loved?? When Rey went down in into the Dark Side Sink hole and then nothing happened.. It was like foreshadowing the rest of the film... Brilliant!!!!

 

[Chakor]

...strangers with inferiority complexes and delusions of grandeur.

I know one annoying blonde who fits this description perfectly.

 

[Nailz]

And if she was able to survive a blast, freezing and breathing in outer space. Why didnt she do a single rock moving jedi trick that is taught as the first lesson ?

She just stood there like oh ***** we are stuck here in this cave for ever


Its a good thing mary rey sue just happened to know the only location of that cave in a planet she never visited before

If she would have gone into a prone position and out of fear of death the "force" surrounded her protected and anchored her from the blast while others were swept out into space. I could have seen if it was some type of cocoon that she didn't even mean to use but her fear created it , I would have been all for that. But then later on she force blast a door open like shes now mother ****ing Luke.

 

[jye4ever]

You know what part of TLJ I loved?? When Rey went down in into the Dark Side Sink hole and then nothing happened.. It was like foreshadowing the rest of the film... Brilliant!!!!

Ouch

No way will I be strong enough to help keep Khev alive against you DiFabio and wacky Adolfo lol

 

[Sachiel]

And if she was able to survive a blast, freezing and breathing in outer space. Why didnt she do a single rock moving jedi trick that is taught as the first lesson ?

She just stood there like oh ***** we are stuck here in this cave for ever


Its a good thing mary rey sue just happened to know the only location of that cave in a planet she never visited before

I just pictured Leia force pushing the rocks on top of Rey.

Didn't they scan for lifeforms and the scanner picked up the salty icicle fox creatures?

 

[JAWS]

Here's a serious question; for people who didn't like Leia flying in space or Luke's astral projection what new Force powers would you have accepted? Anything? Or have you only ever allowed the Force to do nothing but lift things and manipulate weak minds?

Was Kylo's ability to put Rey to sleep an acceptable new power? Just genuinely curious as to what powers are okay and which ones are "too much."

I was always looking forward to seeing what the Jedi could *really* do when the PT came out and was disappointed that all we got was the lame one-and-done Force sprint in TPM.

Force powers in space are goofy because was unconscious.. Her eyes would have been sucked out of her head I mean if people want to say Force bubble the fine.. But since when does the force create its own bubble?? It looked silly also..

I am fine with the astral projection as a power.. I just feel it weakens the drama.. How excited can you get for the scene now? I guess if you think its really that cool that look is not really there then great.. For me it is yet another example of nothing really happening... The movie is very amazing with its consistency in this nothing happening department.

 

[klwn]

You know what part of TLJ I loved?? When Rey went down in into the Dark Side Sink hole and then nothing happened.. It was like foreshadowing the rest of the film... Brilliant!!!!

 

[Nailz]

If they did, then its amazing Mary Rey Sue was able to come to the conclusion that the icicle foxes would lead them to a secret cave exit of the rebel base , we all know foxes love people , especially people that just happened to land on that old base that has been deserted for who knows how many years

I just pictured Leia force pushing the rocks on top of Rey.

Didn't they scan for lifeforms and the scanner picked up the salty icicle fox creatures?

 

[JAWS]

And if she was able to survive a blast, freezing and breathing in outer space. Why didnt she do a single rock moving jedi trick that is taught as the first lesson ?

She just stood there like oh ***** we are stuck here in this cave for ever


Its a good thing mary rey sue just happened to know the only location of that cave in a planet she never visited before

Yet one more example of stupid writing..

The movie is like an Easter egg hunt for stupidity

 

[Nailz]

 

[klwn]

 

[ZaCHw117]

One thing's for sure: right now JJ is ****ing scratching his head and wondering why the **** he let Rian Johnson write VIII

He pitched his story to Disney the day TLJ came out. Dudes on top his ****.

 

[Popnfresh98]

Summing up my feelings on TLJ...


Me on the way to the theatre:

Me at the first jokes looking to see if we're all watching the same movie:

Me at the titty milk scene:

Me at the end:

Me going bat**** ready to hunt down every last person involved mercilessly:

And now.. The only logical next step:

So in truth.. It does help me understand the overall saga more...

I've updated my score to an Order 66/10

 

[crows]

I know one annoying blonde who fits this description perfectly.

You hate her so much i think you are in love with her

 

[JAWS]

The film is so frustrating... One min I am ready to say OK.. I will let it be and accept it for what it is. It sure was nice to look at.. Hamill;s acting was great and Kylo's story was cool..Then I start to think about the film and I realize that is all it has to offer and I am back to not liking it very much again

 

[klwn]

He pitched his story to Disney the day TLJ came out. Dudes on top his ****.

Sure, but the backlash had yet to happen
Unless he anticipated it in his first draft, wouldn't be surprising considering Rian ruined a lot of the stuff JJ had worked on for TFA.

 

[klwn]

Summing up my feelings on TLJ...


Me on the way to the theatre:

Me at the first jokes looking to see if we're all watching the same movie:

Me by the titty milk scene:

Me at the end:

Me going bat**** ready to hunt down every last person involved mercilessly:

And now.. The only logical next step:

So in truth.. It does help me understand the overall saga more...

I've updated my score to an 11/10

Damn that's really accurate.

 

[Adolfo]

Summing up my feelings on TLJ...


Me on the way to the theatre:

Me at the first jokes looking to see if we're all watching the same movie:

Me at the titty milk scene:

Me at the end:

Me going bat**** ready to hunt down every last person involved mercilessly:

And now.. The only logical next step:

So in truth.. It does help me understand the overall saga more...

I've updated my score to an Order 66/10

OMG LOL