Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Dec 15th, 2017)

[Nailz]

I cant believe they primised this tiny hand , fat face idiot a 3 part star wars trilogy.

There is no part of the universe i would ever be interested in him telling

Thinking about that Dark Side Sink hole analogy I made again..

I think I know what Johnson was going for...

In an effort to defy expectations he decided to use Empire as the film to go against..

Empire had drama, action, suspense, surprises that effected the characters and changed the way we thought about the history, events that the characters would take with them into the next film... You know, just a really good script..


Johnson was like.. I am going the opposite way of every great thing Empire did.. Just to be different.

Yoda Trains Luke to become a Jedi for half the film... Ha! Rey will be on an island with luke for 40 min and Luke wont teach Rey a damn thing!

Luke goes into tree of the Dark side and finds out how far he is from completing his training.... Ha! Rey wont get anyting out of dark side sink hole except a chorus line routine

Luke Finds out Vader is his father changing how we view all prior events - Ha! Rey finds out her parent were drunks.

Han will be frozen in carbonite leaving us to worry about his future, His friends and loved ones are effected by the event.- Ha! Nothing of significance will happen to Poe or Finn and all will be fine.

Hoth Snow battle will be exciting and action packed as they keep the empire away to give the Rebels time to retreat - Ha! Salt battle will have ships that cant fire lasers and be quickly outmatched and have to retreat getting nothing done (again).

Chasing the Falcon will be a fast passed event of hide and seek through the galaxy were two of our main characters fall in love - Ha! Starship chase will be slow and boring with nothing happening with any of our main characters.

Leia will kiss Han and sparks will fly! - Ha! Rose will kiss Finn and everyone will be like Huh?? Wha??

Han and Leia will meet charismatic swindler who surprises us with his double cross and his heroism - Ha! TLJ will have charismatic swindler there only to move the story along because... Honestly we got so confused writing this stuff we did not know why we even needed someone to show the FO that escape pods were getting off the main ship.

Empire had cool planets like Hoth, Dagobah, and a City in the clouds.. Ha! We will have an Island, a casino, and our own Hoth but this time it will be salt. Mind BLOWN!!!

Empire will end with more questions about the future of our hero's... Ha! TLJ will end with out hero's just as they were before.


Empire was so fresh and Exciting! Ha! TLJ will be fresh and ... Well We hope nobody notices and just enjoys the Fresh.

 

[Adolfo]

If they ever send TLJ signals thru space, aliens will come and blow up the earth

 

[jye4ever]

And if she was able to survive a blast, freezing and breathing in outer space. Why didnt she do a single rock moving jedi trick that is taught as the first lesson ?

She just stood there like oh ***** we are stuck here in this cave for ever


Its a good thing mary rey sue just happened to know the only location of that cave in a planet she never visited before

Not fair because you can pretty much take any movie and say “why didn’t they just” especially the OT.

You will have to try harder sorry lol

 

[crows]

Well Box office mojo has the Friday estimates in..

Dont know if its been posted but it has made $24,680,000 Which is a -76% drop off..

Now I do think they count the Thursday sales with the opening Friday.. So those numbers are misleading.

 

[Adolfo]

Not fair because you can pretty much take any movie and say “why didn’t they just” especially the OT.

You will have to try harder sorry lol

Not fair?...that's playground talk...this is man's country...beat it

 

[jye4ever]

I even pounded my feet lol

 

[Nailz]

This isnt a thread about the OT or any other movie , it is about the last jedi

Not fair because you can pretty much take any movie and say “why didn’t they just” especially the OT.

You will have to try harder sorry lol

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Thinking about that Dark Side Sink hole analogy I made again..

I think I know what Johnson was going for...

In an effort to defy expectations he decided to use Empire as the film to go against..

Empire had drama, action, suspense, surprises that effected the characters and changed the way we thought about the history, events that the characters would take with them into the next film... You know, just a really good script..


Johnson was like.. I am going the opposite way of every great thing Empire did.. Just to be different.

Yoda Trains Luke to become a Jedi for half the film... Ha! Rey will be on an island with luke for 40 min and Luke wont teach Rey a damn thing!

Luke goes into tree of the Dark side and finds out how far he is from completing his training.... Ha! Rey wont get anyting out of dark side sink hole except a chorus line routine

Luke Finds out Vader is his father changing how we view all prior events - Ha! Rey finds out her parent were drunks.

Han will be frozen in carbonite leaving us to worry about his future, His friends and loved ones are effected by the event.- Ha! Nothing of significance will happen to Poe or Finn and all will be fine.

Hoth Snow battle will be exciting and action packed as they keep the empire away to give the Rebels time to retreat - Ha! Salt battle will have ships that cant fire lasers and be quickly outmatched and have to retreat getting nothing done (again).

Chasing the Falcon will be a fast passed event of hide and seek through the galaxy were two of our main characters fall in love - Ha! Starship chase will be slow and boring with nothing happening with any of our main characters.

Leia will kiss Han and sparks will fly! - Ha! Rose will kiss Finn and everyone will be like Huh?? Wha??

Han and Leia will meet charismatic swindler who surprises us with his double cross and his heroism - Ha! TLJ will have charismatic swindler there only to move the story along because... Honestly we got so confused writing this stuff we did not know why we even needed someone to show the FO that escape pods were getting off the main ship.

Empire had cool planets like Hoth, Dagobah, and a City in the clouds.. Ha! We will have an Island, a casino, and our own Hoth but this time it will be salt. Mind BLOWN!!!

Empire will end with more questions about the future of our hero's... Ha! TLJ will end with out hero's just as they were before.


Empire was so fresh and Exciting! Ha! TLJ will be fresh and ... Well We hope nobody notices and just enjoys the Fresh.

Jye be like...

after so many facts.

 

[Caped Baldy]

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Lord Jye, I request a new sig. Put Kathleen's head there on Palpatine below.

 

[TaliBane]

you can't blame me for "missing" your point when you didn't complete your thought in your initial post



I don't get it, why would people who disliked TLJ not like Avatar based on the picture you shared? Please complete your thought

Trying to compare ESB and TLJ's box office performance (versus their predecessors) is laughably absurd. The fact that TLJ is on more than FIVE TIMES the number of max number of screens ESB was on (both ultra-high profile national releases of their eras) proves that the two eras are not even comparable. Movie-going just didn't happen in the same way (both from the studio and audience perspective.)

It's like this garbage attempting to show ESB had negative reaction in 1980 (as a way to mock the TLJ backlash) - critics largely despised SW coming out of the "golden age" of 1970's cinema. SW was derided and even more so when it became a cultural phenomenon. The fact ESB had any positive response at all from critics is more surprising. Whereas today, most critics grew up with SW, and it has since become an almost unanimously loved brand. And after the trauma of the PT, it was super easy to adore the ST simply for making logical sense.

 

[ZaCHw117]

Frankly, I'm scratching my head wondering how you folks aren't lumping JJ in with Rian when you're ripping TLJ to shreds. JJ co-wrote the screenplay to TFA, which only had Luke in the final scene, gave him no lines & stuck him on Ahch-To in the first place. He's also the Executive Producer of TLJ, so it would seem he not only had much to do with Luke's story arc but was probably OK with Rian's script as well.

I liked the movie, a lot.

 

[xipotec]

Ouch

No way will I be strong enough to help keep Khev alive against you DiFabio and wacky Adolfo lol

DiFabio doesn’t scare me....








He terrifies me....
LOL


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[Nailz]

Luke handed leia han's lucky dice, which is the first i ever heard of these dice.

And she had them physically in her hand, why would luke be an a@@hole and pretend to give his sisters her husband's "lucky dice" only to watch them disappear and have her go crazy later looking for them thinking she dropped them or lost them

 

[ONEYE]

"He's not my Luke Skywalker" Mark Hamill

Yeah, but they paid me, and are going to keep paying. He's not my Luke Skywalker BECAUSE I SOLD HIM OUT! Bwhahahahahahahaha!

The misery of Star Wars fans is almost equal to the Hillary fans when she lost. Ahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[Adolfo]

Yeah, but they paid me, and are going to keep paying. He's not my Luke Skywalker BECAUSE I SOLD HIM OUT! Bwhahahahahahahaha!

The misery of Star Wars fans is almost equal to the Hillary fans when she lost. Ahahahahahahahahahaha!

Those that cried on election night 2016 gave TLJ 9+/10 Khev was bawling that night and couldn't work for days until his boss gave him an Ewok Adventures coloring book in the safety rooms that they have now

 

[TaliBane]

Thinking about that Dark Side Sink hole analogy I made again..

I think I know what Johnson was going for...

In an effort to defy expectations he decided to use Empire as the film to go against..

Empire had drama, action, suspense, surprises that effected the characters and changed the way we thought about the history, events that the characters would take with them into the next film... You know, just a really good script..


Johnson was like.. I am going the opposite way of every great thing Empire did.. Just to be different.

Yoda Trains Luke to become a Jedi for half the film... Ha! Rey will be on an island with luke for 40 min and Luke wont teach Rey a damn thing!

Luke goes into tree of the Dark side and finds out how far he is from completing his training.... Ha! Rey wont get anyting out of dark side sink hole except a chorus line routine

Luke Finds out Vader is his father changing how we view all prior events - Ha! Rey finds out her parent were drunks.

Han will be frozen in carbonite leaving us to worry about his future, His friends and loved ones are effected by the event.- Ha! Nothing of significance will happen to Poe or Finn and all will be fine.

Hoth Snow battle will be exciting and action packed as they keep the empire away to give the Rebels time to retreat - Ha! Salt battle will have ships that cant fire lasers and be quickly outmatched and have to retreat getting nothing done (again).

Chasing the Falcon will be a fast passed event of hide and seek through the galaxy were two of our main characters fall in love - Ha! Starship chase will be slow and boring with nothing happening with any of our main characters.

Leia will kiss Han and sparks will fly! - Ha! Rose will kiss Finn and everyone will be like Huh?? Wha??

Han and Leia will meet charismatic swindler who surprises us with his double cross and his heroism - Ha! TLJ will have charismatic swindler there only to move the story along because... Honestly we got so confused writing this stuff we did not know why we even needed someone to show the FO that escape pods were getting off the main ship.

Empire had cool planets like Hoth, Dagobah, and a City in the clouds.. Ha! We will have an Island, a casino, and our own Hoth but this time it will be salt. Mind BLOWN!!!

Empire will end with more questions about the future of our hero's... Ha! TLJ will end with out hero's just as they were before.


Empire was so fresh and Exciting! Ha! TLJ will be fresh and ... Well We hope nobody notices and just enjoys the Fresh.

Wow. That pretty much nailed it.

 

[crows]

 

[xipotec]

There is a possibility, although small....

That this is the biggest red herring film ever.......

Deception and lies may be the name of the game....the ultimate set up for the truths revealed in the last film....

I doubt it, but it’s possible.


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[TaliBane]

Luke handed leia han's lucky dice, which is the first i ever heard of these dice.

And she had them physically in her hand, why would luke be an a@@hole and pretend to give his sisters her husband's "lucky dice" only to watch them disappear and have her go crazy later looking for them thinking she dropped them or lost them

That moment pretty much summed up everything that was wrong with Luke's force projector thing. He can create a 100% convincing hologram of himself to project across the galaxy, but he also created a hologram of the dice that then lingered, long enough for Kylo to find and disappear on cue? So... Luke spent his near-death time maintaining that dice hologram on the floor of the base?

 

[Adolfo]

There is a possibility, although small....

That this is the biggest red herring film ever.......

Deception and lies may be the name of the game....the ultimate set up for the truths revealed in the last film....

I doubt it, but it’s possible.


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Even Houdini,Gandalf,or Dumbledore wouldn't touch that black magic TLJ Horcrux