Stupid jokes

[Dr Sam Loomis]

Anders Behring Breiviks favorite movie ?
-Breivheart

ABBs fav toon ?
-Breivstarr

Likeness between ABB and Randy Orton ?
-They hear voices in their heads

Likeness between ABB and R-Truth ?
-The belief in conspiracies

ABBs fav song ?
-Diary of a madman

Likeness between ABB and Jason Voohees ?
-Both not exactly fond of camp kids.......

The movie Bambi likes the least ?
-Deer Hunter

Likeness between ABB , Winona Ryder and Pekka Auvinen ?
-They all found out Reality Bites

 

[Devil_666]

You make the best threads bro.

 

[Batty]

I had to Google Anders Behring Breiviks. At least you got the "stupid" part right in your thread title.

 

[Boba Ben]

What do you call a Mexican girl with no legs?


Consuelo

 

[Devil_666]

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell."

"My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is!?"

"The problem," she complained, "is that it wakes me up."

 

[preeny101]

Why? Why? Why?

 

[Calcifer]

Why? Why? Why?

I don't get it?

 

[barryo]

So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.

They're both sitting, just chillin' and getting baked.

And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"

And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"

 

[dwing]

Ok, barryo that made me laugh.

 

[SixMillionDollarMan Guy]

So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.

They're both sitting, just chillin' and getting baked.

And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"

And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"

You made Steve Austin laugh.

 

[Devil_666]

When you laugh does it have that Bionic sound effect?

 

[Solidus]

Knock, knock.

 

[SixMillionDollarMan Guy]

When you laugh does it have that Bionic sound effect?

Not much humor in the old boy since I've been reduced to selling these.........

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNm9ORVm6to"]Six Million Dollar Man selling hearing aids? - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Devil_666]

That sucks. I SAID.. THAT SUCKS!!!!

 

[barryo]

That sucks. I SAID.. THAT SUCKS!!!!

...........i see what you did there................

 

[wax murderer]

Is this really necessary?...PS

 

[Lejuan]

A guy walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm, turns to his wife and says, "This is the pig I have to have sex with when you have a headache".

His wife says, "I think you'll find that's a sheep"

The husband says, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep"

 

[SixMillionDollarMan Guy]

^^ *chuckles*

 

[AllisonAmy]

Why did the chicken cross the road?





To show the 'possum it could be done.

 

[mr.thrifty]

A guy asked his wife if she could come up with something that would make him happy and sad at the same time.....










She told him "You have a bigger d**k then all your friends"..............