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What's big, yellow and can't swim?
An excavator.
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jonny88
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Cultural Example of world Corporation involving cows.
American corporation.
You have two cows.
you sell 3 of them publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law, then execute a debut/equity swap with the associated general offer so that you get all four cows back with a tax exemption for five cows.
The French Corporation.
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want 3 cows.
The Japanese Corporation.
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordanary cow and produce 20 times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon images called "Cowkimon" and market them world wide.
The German Corporation.
You have two cows.
You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.
The Italian Corporation.
You have two cows.
But you dont know were they are so you break for lunch.
The Swiss Corporation.
You have 5000 cows.
none of which belong to you because you charge others for storing them.
The Indian Corporation.
You have two cows.
You worship them.
American corporation.
You have two cows.
you sell 3 of them publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law, then execute a debut/equity swap with the associated general offer so that you get all four cows back with a tax exemption for five cows.
The French Corporation.
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want 3 cows.
The Japanese Corporation.
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordanary cow and produce 20 times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon images called "Cowkimon" and market them world wide.
The German Corporation.
You have two cows.
You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.
The Italian Corporation.
You have two cows.
But you dont know were they are so you break for lunch.
The Swiss Corporation.
You have 5000 cows.
none of which belong to you because you charge others for storing them.
The Indian Corporation.
You have two cows.
You worship them.
jonny88
Super Freak
what do you call a person addicted to ducks?
a quackhead
i think i win for stupidest joke.................
what do you call a person who always thinks about dicks?
A d___head.
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto go into a bar, the Lone Ranger is drinking his drink when a man walks in and says, "Whose white horse is that outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands up and says its his and the man tells the Lone Ranger that the horse is overheating. So the Lone Ranger tells Tonto to go outside, give Silver some water and then run around him in circles.
A few minutes later another guy comes in and asks, "Whose white horse is that outside?" The lone ranger says its his and asks what's wrong. The man replies, "You left your ***** runnin'."
The Lone Ranger stands up and says its his and the man tells the Lone Ranger that the horse is overheating. So the Lone Ranger tells Tonto to go outside, give Silver some water and then run around him in circles.
A few minutes later another guy comes in and asks, "Whose white horse is that outside?" The lone ranger says its his and asks what's wrong. The man replies, "You left your ***** runnin'."
jonny88
Super Freak
Two friends are hunting.
One of the hunters accidentally shoots his buddy.
He calls 911 and says "l accidentally shot my friend, l think he is dead".
The 911 operator says "are you sure he's dead make sure".
The hunter says "okay hold on".
The operator then here a bang.
The hunter gets back on the phone and says "okay he is dead now".
One of the hunters accidentally shoots his buddy.
He calls 911 and says "l accidentally shot my friend, l think he is dead".
The 911 operator says "are you sure he's dead make sure".
The hunter says "okay hold on".
The operator then here a bang.
The hunter gets back on the phone and says "okay he is dead now".
Lejuan
Super Freak
A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but a pair of underpants made of cling film. The psychiatrist says, "I can clearly see your nuts"
jonny88
Super Freak
How do the taliban stay cool during the summer?
They have wet turban contests.
They have wet turban contests.
AllisonAmy
Hoarder of Larimar
Jen
KurJen - Kurgan Mod
^^ That made me giggle. 
Lejuan
Super Freak
SixMillionDollarMan Guy
Super Freak
So I guy walks into the gym for a workout. He spots a beautiful young woman and asks a personal trainer, "Which machine will make me look more attractive to her?"
The trainer says, "Try the ATM Machine."
The trainer says, "Try the ATM Machine."
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jonny88
Super Freak
fosing
Super Freak
What do Christmas Trees have in common with men who have had a vasectomy?
Both have balls for decoration
Both have balls for decoration
AllisonAmy
Hoarder of Larimar
I think I put this somewhere on here before, but...
Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
He doesn't want anybody to know he's -ing a chicken.
DATING. That means dating. Everyone knows that. Right?
Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
He doesn't want anybody to know he's -ing a chicken.
DATING. That means dating. Everyone knows that. Right?
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