Stupid Questions

[The Ween]

I picked Peter Piper's pickle after peeking at Peter's perfect pecs.

 

[Darth Cruel]

Perhaps Peter Piper was pickled when picking his peck of peppers?

But then instead of reading "Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers", it would read:"Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Peppers, Pickled", wouldn't it?

 

[Lejuan]

I picked Peter Piper's pickle after peeking at Peter's perfect pecs.

One of the pretty perks of having perfect pecks

 

[Darth Cruel]

I picked Peter Piper's pickle after peeking at Peter's perfect pecs.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNLaUPPTW24[/ame]

 

[thenammagazine]

I spent over an hour putting together one of the most awesomely alliterated posts in reply to this question.


Then I closed the document and unthinkingly chose "do not save".

And it was really funny. It was based around the fact that Peter Piper could not have picked a peck of pickled peppers...or ANY pickled peppers for that matter as peppers are not pickled in their natural state and require having previously been picked to be pickled.

What if he was picking them out of a jar? Huh smarty pants?

 

[Darth Cruel]

What if he was picking them out of a jar? Huh smarty pants?

LOL...I thought about that (a bowl, actually) but I could not fit it into the post.

 

[Darth Cruel]

When you use a bidet, what do you use to actually scrub your ass?

 

[devilof76]

Your hand.

 

[The Ween]

When you use a bidet, what do you use to actually scrub your ass?

I think you're suppose to whipe first, then use that bidet.

I would think it would just make you too wet and it would be more bother than it's worth.

 

[thenammagazine]

I think you're suppose to whip first, then use that bidet.

I would think it would just make you too wet and it would be more bother than it's worth.

I don't think that's how you're supposed to use a bidet, you naughty, you.

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q6Ti9xCX_M

Feckin' hilarious vid Ween

 

[The Ween]

I don't think that's how you're supposed to use a bidet, you naughty, you.

You have a very dirty mind.

I didn't catch that.

Hmmm......actually, I'd rather have the shower that sprayed from the bottom.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[Blackthornone]

When you use a bidet, what do you use to actually scrub your ass?

One of the three sea shells?

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

I could never figure out how you use those damn things

Me neither, i had to get fined Ten credits for violations of the Verbal Morality Statute each time i needed to take a crap

 

[The Ween]

I could never figure out how you use those damn things

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

^

I always suspected scraping

 

[BB&WSF]

Don't know what is more wacky, the question or the answer.

 

[The Ween]

Talk about a dumb broad!

2nd day of her period?

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

I love that answer

 

[thenammagazine]

Butt shells and Dr. Seus. WTF happened to this thread?!