Stupid Questions

[devilof76]

A wife would be cheaper than hookers, that's for sure.

 

[King Darkness]

You have obviously never been through a divorce

 

[Phil Sierra]

The number one thing I learned on XBOX Live, is a lot of 13 year olds have slept with my mom.

 

[EVILFACE]

That new Masters of the Universe line looks like they are just making ____ up now.

 

[EXOTICLEX]

 

[EVILFACE]

That is what happens when someone rings the doorbell. Mad dash under the bed.

 

[devilof76]

You have obviously never been through a divorce

That's an ex-wife.

 

[King Darkness]

Actually, having my wife around was much more expensive. Our divorce was done without lawyers and we split everthing up pretty much down the middle. In total, my divorce was like $75

 

[devilof76]

I have to stop letting the hookers have all the coke they ask for. They're going to start thinking they're wives.

I have to imagine it takes more than $75 to divorce a whore.

 

[King Darkness]

You just gotta give the hookers the really pure stuff once, then they'll come back for more chasing that high, but then only give them the stuff that's been cut about 10 times.

 

[devilof76]

 

[EVILFACE]

Clint is looking at this

 

[King Darkness]

Thank you E.

 

[devilof76]

If this thread survives...I expect great things...

 

[fosing]

hey, what happened to Pinocchio?

 

[barryo]

he's off telling lies to his girlfriend..............

 

[Darth Cruel]

Clint is looking at this

Should I be mirin' the way the dark colors of the piano and chair contrast the stark whiteness of the room?

 

[King Darkness]

Yeah, that's what I like about that too.

 

[King Darkness]

Post editor!!!

REPORTED!!!!

 

[Darth Snoopy]

What colour does a Smurf go when you choke it?

That you Jeff Dunham?!?