Stupid Questions

The Ween · Jun 26, 2012

Phil Sierra said:
Religion is like a having a big weenie. It's fine to have one and to be proud of it, but don't whip it out in public or shove it down my kid's throat.

Heeeeeeeeeey!

King Darkness · Jun 26, 2012

Phil Sierra · Jun 27, 2012

Is it inconsiderate to tell a homeless person a knock knock joke?

devilof76 · Jun 27, 2012

Only if they have a sense of irony.

King Darkness · Jun 29, 2012

Do teddy bears dream of stuffed sheep?

devilof76 · Jun 29, 2012

A true teddy bears never sleeps. They are ever vigilant.

King Darkness · Jun 29, 2012

Good answer

devilof76 · Jun 29, 2012

If the teddy bear gets fired and has to take work as sheperd, however, all bets are off.

But that only happens if they sleep on the job.

Devil_666 · Jun 29, 2012

Phil Sierra said:
Is it inconsiderate to tell a homeless person a knock knock joke?

Absolutely not. I remember I did once..

Homeless Guy: "Can you spare some change sir?"
Me: "Knock Knock!"
Homeless Guy: "Who's There!?"
Me: "No one. Because you're homeless and you don't have a door you smelly piece of s___t bum. GET A JOB!"

When he started crying I pulled out a $20 bill from my pocket. I didn't give it to him, I just showed it to let him know that once his smelly ass got a job he would have that too. So it all worked out in the end. It's all about helping out your fellow man, you know? No matter how much he smells like garbage and empty soda cans.