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This is what happens when humans have sexual relations with pigs....:monkey4

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First case reported in my home town of Sale in Manchester...I feel a sickie comin! Oink Oink
 
its a testament to the strength of the human body that parts of mexico are even inhabitable. their living conditions in some of their cities are absolutely disgusting.
 
In the future, you know, like maybe tomorrow :)....I think Police Car radars will eventually be changed from Speed Checks to Fever Checks....a laser right to your forehead...

"Pull Over....you're at 100 degrees!"

And eventually a big enough outbreak will shut down all public schools and all schooling will have to be done from home via video conferencing....

Watch...."Hey you, you're on detention for being in your pajamas"

Heck, they already installed Infrared heat detectors at some airports.....over 98.6....alarm goes off and you're immediately singled out...

You have a fever, you will have some splaining to do.....
 
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In the future, you know, like maybe tomorrow :)....I think Police Car radars will eventually be changed from Speed Checks to Fever Checks....a laser right to your forehead...

"Pull, over....you're at 100 degrees!"

And eventually a big enough outbreak will shut down all public schools and all schooling will have to be done from home via video conferencing....

Watch.....

Heck, they already installed Infrared heat detectors at some airports.....over 98.6....alarm goes off and you're immediately singled out...

You have a fever, you will have some splaining to do.....

Here is the cure:
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my company just issued an email about monitoring the swine flu, so it's being taken seriously here, especially being a border state with Mexico.
 
Wouldnt it be awesome if one of the symptoms was that anything you eat tastes like bacon no matter what it is?
 
Wouldnt it be awesome if one of the symptoms was that anything you eat tastes like bacon no matter what it is?

Mmmm....Ice Cream Bacon Egg and Cheese....wait...no egg and cheese though...crap....just bacon.....that's ok, I would just throw the egg and cheese ontop of the ice cream....

But I can definately do w/o Liver Ice Cream so thank the maker it's not LiverSwine...
 
When widespread public health emergencies like swine flu surface, it falls largely on three key people to take charge of the government's response: the secretary of Health and Human Services, the director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and the commissioner of the Food and Drug Administration.
But nearly 100 days into the Obama administration, all three of those critical posts are vacant.

5 states are already reporting cases.
Approx 10% of the 2000 known infected have died in Mexico.

Recipe for keeping out rotting corpse smell from Black Plaque:Lemon oil,clove oil,cinnamon oil and eucalyptus oil. Apply to linen and cover mouth and nose.

Enjoy:joy
 
When widespread public health emergencies like swine flu surface, it falls largely on three key people to take charge of the government's response: the secretary of Health and Human Services, the director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and the commissioner of the Food and Drug Administration.
But nearly 100 days into the Obama administration, all three of those critical posts are vacant.

5 states are already reporting cases.
Approx 10% of the 2000 known infected have died in Mexico.

Recipe for keeping out rotting corpse smell from Black Plaque:Lemon oil,clove oil,cinnamon oil and eucalyptus oil. Apply to linen and cover mouth and nose.

Enjoy:joy


you forgot bend over and kiss your ass goodbye :lol
 
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