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You, sir, are a troll. Add something to the conversation. Talk about how silly it is that Spider-Man buys milk! MILK!?!?!?!

I don't get it.

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Who am I?

I want a chocolate milk.

I don't have money.

I'm mad.

Now my Uncle must die so I can have chocolate milk.

I'm Spider-Twilight! Go Team Peter!

The movie stinks. Admit it. Talk about it. Get over it!
 
Do most of the people who like this movie hate the character of Spider-Man?

This was terrible. What was up with the music? Piano banging horror chords when the handicap-drug-using-doctor-CGI-Gone-Bad thing was looking Gwen was crazy. That was not close to representing the Lizard from the comics. It looked liked the bad guys from that equally awful Mario Bros. movie.

Music wasnt the best, totally agree. CGI wasnt the best either, and Lizard looked like tehs goombah!

Peter Parker is a nerd. Spider-Man is cool. Peter Parker also does not get girls so easily. Gwen is hot. Girls like Gwen date football-playing-bully-types, not the yearbook photographer. The police captain's daughter is looking for a rebel, not a kid that gets beat up. Doesn't he work for a newspaper? Can he at least work for the friggin school paper? The yearbook does not lead to journalism.

Parker is a Nerd. In many mediums he does get hit on, after his powers. Why? Because he has confidence and charm. He doesnt get Bullied. Flash respects him at the end of the film for standing up and humiliating him. How do you know Gwens looking for a rebel? Seem you like the stereotypical dumb pretty girl who likes the thick Jocks. Are you that spastic that you cant handle a woman with good looks AND good brains?

Again, Highschool doesnt have newspapers anymore. Most of them have a website. he takes pictures for the school events IE debate club, which is why at the start of the film the girl asks him to do her a favour and take some cool pictures of her boyfriends car to frame. Do you get that? You got a net so you can catch it should your illeducated and unintelligent mind to comprehend?

He DOESNT WORK FOR A NEWSPAPER. How much of a retard are you? Peter Parker is in high school. He is a PHOTOGRAPHER. He PHOTOGRAPHS things. Journalism, is DIFFERENT to PHOTOGRAPHY. Photojournalism is the use of images you have taken to tell a story and to articulate your words. Peter Parker does not write any form of articles for Daily Bugle. He is a freelance photographer, he CHOOSES where he works. The bugle has the best opportunity. He has no contract or commitment to the Bugle. He is a guy who takes pictures for Bugle to use on the front cover and articles. Clear difference.

How convenient that his name was on the back of the camera. How lazy are these writers? What nonsense.

Erm, not convenient. Pretty sure you remember that in High School Peter gets bullied. Pretty sure if you watched the film, youd remember the other teens kicking his camera after Flash beats him up for not taking a picture. Do you remember that? Yeah, bullies. So if they steal his camera, its easily identifiable to the owner. Again, do you have a net so you can catch that or do you want your films to spell everything out for your very limited and unintelligent mind?

I cannot get over the praise you supposedly comic-lovers have put on this film. You are probably the same people who love Superman Returns. I hope everyone involved in this film has the same luck as the crew who made Poltergeist or the cast of Different Strokes. What a load of crap!

Superman sucks. You suck. its just plain as that.


End rant! But I'm still mad this got made. This better be the one and only. This sucks so bad. But seriously. This was just plain bad.


Cant believe most of your posts are JUST to rant about a film you 'dont like'. Must be a sad life, putting it all into hating on a film, repeating the same 'criticisms' which can easily be explained with a little thought and not by being a spastic retard like yourself. I mean seriously, all your criticisms have been explained clearly by myself. I agree on the poor CGI, Poor lizard design, Poor use of Connors' relationship to peter and his parents, none of the 'untold story', and Goomba face. But really, the rest of your criticisms are as laughable as your existence.
 
Lol just ignore him he will get Baned soon but in the meantime he is pretty funny. He reminds me of a ignorant version of Celtic lol.
 
Nova, how did you like the 3D? I'm thinking I MIGHT give it a chance the second time around.

It was my first time seeing anything in 3D.

It was difficult to get used to things being a bit darker due to the glasses tint for about 30mins

I thought it was great though, some moments really popped out at you, i'd recommend it.

I was going to make time to go to the movies again to see it a second time. The annoying thing is i feel i have to see TDKR just to avoid the film not being spoiled across the whole DC section and spilling elsewhere, i was planning on waiting until the Blu, so now i'm not sure which to see :(
 
Cool. I think I'll try it then.

And I hear you about TDKR. I probably won't go for another week or so though. I'm excited to see it, but I'm not willing to fight the crowds, especially with the recent tragic events.

Just avoid the DC section and you'll be fine.
 
It's called having kids. :wink1: I'm not the type of irresponsible parent who ditches their kids with someone else every week because there's a cool movie out. As far as ignorant, your little buddy Wez is the posterchild. :wink1:

Cool! Come back after your wife let's you...I mean after you see it! Then your trolling will actually work a little better.

What kinda of an arrogant bastid comes to a thread day after day and talks shyyt about a movie he hasn't seen? And by the sounds of it doesn't even want to like! (And it's not even like the shyyt talking is immense, it's that you like talkin smack to people that DO like it, and you haven't even seen it)
:lol

At least Celtic has seen the effin thing.
 
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Be careful sticking up for this movie otherwise you'll be called a ________ fanboy and troll . Lmao
 
Lol just ignore him he will get Baned soon but in the meantime he is pretty funny. He reminds me of a ignorant version of Celtic lol.

Do you think hes someone that was already recently banned? His pathetic schtick sounds like something thats been posted before. I'm surprised no ones recognized him as a past member.
 
Do you think hes someone that was already recently banned? His pathetic schtick sounds like something thats been posted before. I'm surprised no ones recognized him as a past member.

This, genius, what you wrote right here is trolling. You are not even discussing the awful film Spider-Twilight: Team Peter Part I.

I read somewhere that chicks are putting live spiders on themselves in the hopes of getting bitten. This way they can share the night with Team Peter! It's a forbidden love: Girl and Spider. But they'll find a way. Oh, yes, they will find a way.
 
This, genius, what you wrote right here is trolling. You are not even discussing the awful film Spider-Twilight: Team Peter Part I.

I read somewhere that chicks are putting live spiders on themselves in the hopes of getting bitten. This way they can share the night with Team Peter! It's a forbidden love: Girl and Spider. But they'll find a way. Oh, yes, they will find a way.

So, you responded and dodge the question, who did you post as before you were banned?

Maybe you should look up the difference between trolling and OT, apparently you're clueless. :wave
 
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