The Batman (June 25, 2021)

[Mondragon]

 

[Wor-Gar]

Lol I just imagined the bat signal go up and Pattinson make an entrance like the Ultimate Warrior.

He said the first shot is complete different and makes the story a detective story.

So I imagine he'll enter slowly and raise a large magnifying glass to his black-out eye and... investigate.

 

[Candlelight]

He said the first shot is complete different and makes the story a detective story.

So I imagine he'll enter slowly and raise a large magnifying glass to his black-out eye and... investigate.

 

[Wor-Gar]

And Bat gadgets of course...

 

[Mondragon]

So I imagine he'll enter slowly and raise a large magnifying glass to his black-out eye and... investigate.

 

[matticus]

He said the first shot is complete different and makes the story a detective story.

So I imagine he'll enter slowly and raise a large magnifying glass to his black-out eye and... investigate.

 

[a-dev]

Can’t the billionaire just invent a cowl that requires no mascara anyways?

I dunno about that. Unless you go with a goggled-look all the time.

You can't interfere with the eyelids and eyelashes. They have to be able to blink/move etc.

 

[Candlelight]

I dunno about that. Unless you go with a goggled-look all the time.

You can't interfere with the eyelids and eyelashes. They have to be able to blink/move etc.

they tried that....
looked AWFUL

DISCO batman

 

[DeChino]

I dunno about that. Unless you go with a goggled-look all the time.

You can't interfere with the eyelids and eyelashes. They have to be able to blink/move etc.

oh god, i’ll take make up over this any day.

 

[DeChino]

they tried that....
looked AWFUL

DISCO batman

literally beat me to it! lol

 

[DeChino]

look at all these emo’s, can you believe people watch these sissies?

 

[Candlelight]

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look at all these emo’s, can you believe people watch these sissies?

WAAAAR PAINT!!

 

[ironwez20]

I see where TFH is coming from. The eye make up is one of those things that doesn’t need explaining. Like can you imagine seeing the bat signal and then cue a “suit up” sequence that involves Bruce putting on his eye make-up.


Bruce Wayne: I need new eye liner.
Lucius: Eyeliner is a little 90's emo, Mr. Wayne.
Bruce Wayne: I'm not talking fashion, so much as function. [Fox inspects the new make-up palettes.]
Lucius: You want to be able to make a statement.
Bruce Wayne: Well, it sure would make suiting up easier.

Hold the phone there buddy. You like leto joker the cringest most hot topic looking abomination that came out of WB and DC. You criticize Pattinson Batman when leto joker was a walking hot topic advertisement?

lol it’s funny how most of you guys are criticizing Pattinson for the eye makeup but like other aspects of the the films that look “emo”

although leto joker was like 2010s cringe rapper.

 

[ironwez20]

It's not. Like I said I'm only a very casual fan of Batman. It was just an observation that only in the disastrous cesspool that is present day Hollywood would they put the Batman suit on the weanie Twilight guy.

Lol stop with the twilight nonsense. Every Batman starred in a stupid movie.
Ben affleck was in gigli . The worst movie to many people. People hated Ben affleck back then and he was known for bad acting and being nothing but a pretty face.

now rewind to today

you have a bunch of cult like weirdos boycotting everything WB cause they want him back and think he was the best Batman in existence cause of a five minute warehouse scene.

the fans will sway in the very same direction. They always do. Heath ledger was ridiculed because of his role in broke back mountain, now the guy is considered the best joker and elevated the character so high that people take the role seriously when they play him.

 

[snoop101]

Hold the phone there buddy. You like leto joker the cringest most hot topic looking abomination that came out of WB and DC. You criticize Pattinson Batman when leto joker was a walking hot topic advertisement?

lol it’s funny how most of you guys are criticizing Pattinson for the eye makeup but like other aspects of the the films that look “emo”

although leto joker was like 2010s cringe rapper.

Damn, Pattinson is your guy huh? The eye makeup is stupid, it doesn’t need to be explained. I’m assuming you missed the official hot topic “The Batman” Merch a few pages back.

 

[ironwez20]

Damn, Pattinson is your guy huh? The eye makeup is stupid, it doesn’t need to be explained. I’m assuming you missed the official hot topic “The Batman” Merch a few pages back.

Nah he’s not but I find it funny how people are criticizing the guy for the twilight stuff when that was just a movie. Not like the dude lobbied to play the part. The eye makeup is just paint . You know what is stupid? Damaged tatted on your forehead .

and come on now . Leto joker had hot topic merch up the ***. Suicide squad was pretty much hot topic the movie. Also every superhero has merch at hot topic . So every superhero is emo now?

 

[DeChino]

jeez you guys get going in here, hard to keep up

i think people are allowed what they like and don’t like, especially when it’s a hobby/movie what have you. he’s said he’s not much of a batman fan! at the same time though, to judge something so plainly without any merit is kinda odd. instead of all these claims he coulda just not been interested. lol

p.s. the paint is something batman would use anyways, it’s to keep glare out of your eyes

 

[Mr Walker]

It's not. Like I said I'm only a very casual fan of Batman. It was just an observation that only in the disastrous cesspool that is present day Hollywood would they put the Batman suit on the weanie Twilight guy.

Dude. Pattinson is a fine actor.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Commercials during the Olympics look awesome. Getting so excited for this.

Detective Batman!!!!


I've waited so long for someone to finally do a good Batman movie. Could this be it?

 

[Candlelight]

Damn, Pattinson is your guy huh? The eye makeup is stupid, it doesn’t need to be explained. I’m assuming you missed the official hot topic “The Batman” Merch a few pages back.

stupidity? okay let's see....

well, having a Batman that can't turn his head is REALLY stupid lol. yet 5 movies had it.
a Batman that literally has to turn like a penguin to look around. now that's Stupid,

and let's look at Bale, a Batman that was willing to quit being Batman for a WOMAN lol. a little bit of tail was enough to get him to quit... (and he finally does in RISES) a little bit of cat tail gets him to call it quits lol.

a Batman that gets tricked by a female villain because she gave him a lil bit of tail. Talia, a villain so obvious,
a lil bit of tail and Gotham falls apart lolol