The Batman (June 25, 2021)

[Wor-Gar]

Bratman

Bale is the perfect BratMan.

 

[jye4ever]

Guys guys relax Turd is just messing with you Turd is literally TDK Joker he says one bad thing about Pattboy and you fellas are all losing your minds lol

Grant it you guys put up a valiant defense of eye makeup but The Turdker is literally using chaos magic on you!

Damn not only is he The Turdker he is also Scarlet Turd!

He’s playing you all like a harp from hell!

The Turdquin!

 

[Candlelight]

Guys guys relax Turd is just messing with you Turd is literally TDK Joker he says one bad thing about Pattboy and you fellas are all losing your minds lol

Grant it you guys put up a valiant defense of eye makeup but The Turdker is literally using chaos magic on you!

Damn not only is he The Turdker he is also Scarlet Turd lol

 

[loki2371]

I just saw a leaked video that there is in fact a Pattinson suiting up as Batman scene.

 

[Candlelight]

I just saw a leaked video that there is in fact a Pattinson suiting up as Batman scene.


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[snoop101]

Nah he’s not but I find it funny how people are criticizing the guy for the twilight stuff when that was just a movie. Not like the dude lobbied to play the part. The eye makeup is just paint . You know what is stupid? Damaged tatted on your forehead .

and come on now . Leto joker had hot topic merch up the ***. Suicide squad was pretty much hot topic the movie. Also every superhero has merch at hot topic . So every superhero is emo now?

Who cares about him starring in twilight, Keaton was Mr. Mom for Christ sakes lol. People were pissed that he was going to be Batman and that was way before the internet.

The eyeliner thing is stupid. “I can’t wait to see how Batman puts eye liner on every night before he fights crime.” Said no one ever. The other movies not acknowledging that aspect just works out better. Somethings are better left unsaid.

As far as Letos joker goes, I don’t recall seeing any goth/emo kids rocking a shirt with his Joker on it. Tattoos aren’t emo or “edge”, but mascara sure is bruh. This Batman looks like he definitely appeals to that crowd.

 

[matticus]

Guys guys relax Turd is just messing with you Turd is literally TDK Joker he says one bad thing about Pattboy and you fellas are all losing your minds lol

Grant it you guys put up a valiant defense of eye makeup but The Turdker is literally using chaos magic on you!

Damn not only is he The Turdker he is also Scarlet Turd!

He’s playing you all like a harp from hell!

The Turdquin!

You can get revenge by just mentioning Boba Fett to him.

 

[Candlelight]

Who cares about him starring in twilight, Keaton was Mr. Mom for Christ sakes lol. People were pissed that he was going to be Batman and that was way before the internet.

The eyeliner thing is stupid. “I can’t wait to see how Batman puts eye liner on every night before he fights crime.” Said no one ever. The other movies not acknowledging that aspect just works out better. Somethings are better left unsaid.

As far as Letos joker goes, I don’t recall seeing any goth/emo kids rocking a shirt with his Joker on it. Tattoos aren’t emo or “edge”, but mascara sure is bruh. This Batman looks like he definitely appeals to that crowd.

but why? why shouldn't they show the make up?

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

Guys guys relax Turd is just messing with you Turd is literally TDK Joker he says one bad thing about Pattboy and you fellas are all losing your minds lol

Grant it you guys put up a valiant defense of eye makeup but The Turdker is literally using chaos magic on you!

Damn not only is he The Turdker he is also Scarlet Turd!

He’s playing you all like a harp from hell!

The Turdquin!

Here is Twilight Batman's edgy girlfriend lols...

 

[Candlelight]

Here is Twilight Batman's edgy girlfriend lols...

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your batman quit being Batman for a woman..... this woman..... I wouldn't point fingers.....

 

[loki2371]

Well, Pattinson turned his on screen & off screen girlfriend from Twilight into a Lesbian.... Just sayin...

 

[ironwez20]

Who cares about him starring in twilight, Keaton was Mr. Mom for Christ sakes lol. People were pissed that he was going to be Batman and that was way before the internet.

The eyeliner thing is stupid. “I can’t wait to see how Batman puts eye liner on every night before he fights crime.” Said no one ever. The other movies not acknowledging that aspect just works out better. Somethings are better left unsaid.

As far as Letos joker goes, I don’t recall seeing any goth/emo kids rocking a shirt with his Joker on it. Tattoos aren’t emo or “edge”, but mascara sure is bruh. This Batman looks like he definitely appeals to that crowd.

Lol so just cause he wears eye liner “ which isn’t even eye liner it’s paint “ it’s emo . And come on . The cringe joker was all o er hot topic. Harly Quinn was the top Halloween costume. I like how black paint around the eyes is the thing that’s emo . But cringe leto joker with his stupid tats and damaged forehead tattoos isn’t. That’s as edgy as it gets.

also this is worse than what was shown before
Lol how you gonna say tats aren’t emo or edgy when this is is as edgy as it gets

 

[matticus]

Well from where this thread is at, I think we are all ready for this movie to come out.

 

[snoop101]

Imagine Bruce removing his mask and having Selina laugh at him and say “is that eyeliner?” Then Bruce goes “ITz not EyeLiNeR itz PaiNt!!”

Also Tattoos aren’t “Edgy” or emo lmao. You think emo kids made tattoos relevant? You’re giving them way too much credit. They’ve always worn a **** ton of black eye liner. That’s their calling card lol. This reminds me of the goth vs emo southpark episodes.

 

[ironwez20]

Imagine Bruce removing his mask and having Selina laugh at him and say “is that eyeliner?” Then Bruce goes “ITz not EyeLiNeR itz PaiNt!!”

Also Tattoos aren’t “Edgy” or emo lmao. You think emo kids made tattoos relevant? You’re giving them way too much credit. They’ve always worn a **** ton of black eye liner. That’s their calling card lol. This reminds me of the goth vs emo southpark episodes.

Lol It’s splattered eye make up around his eyes it’s more like paint . It looks nothing like guy liner. But a tattoo on the forehead that has damaged on it is not only emo af it’s super cringy. Not to mention the silly dumb stockings. He’s not doing it for a fashion statement he’s hiding his identity . You know like all the batmen do. It’s literally dark circles around his eyes. He looks more like a raccoon .

I’m sure leto joker would be more welcomed in hot topic with his stupid damaged tattoo and grill and stockings than some guy with dark circles around his eyes .

 

[Otomofan]

Oh for the love of christ. This is what we're arguing about?? You gaggle of children!

Look at this picture.

His long, sweaty hair. The dark makeup flaking around his dreamy eyes. His pouty look as Nirvana's "Something In The Way" plays softly behind him.

Yes.....yes, that's emo as ****. There's no denying it.

But to pretend that context doesn't matter is childish and it's disingenuous. IF this shot is even IN the movie....I have no idea if it's in the trailer or was a promo still or what....but let's assume it's actually IN the movie.

Then the scene would be Bruce after a long, exhausting night of being Batman, and he's just taken his mask off, and that's why he's all sweaty and disheveled and his guyliner is smeared.

HE DOES NOT LEAVE THE BATCAVE LOOKING LIKE THIS.

He doesn't fight crime as "Emo Bruce Wayne." If you're arguing that he does, you're intentionally misconstruing this one image and that's dumb, and you know it.

There. It's settled.

Now let's talk about the real problems. Selina Kyle wears a ******* sock on her face as a mask. Batman's costume is the ugliest thing ever put on film in a Batman movie. He looks like he's ready to go to the X-Games and do some killer flips on his dirt bike. Why does he have those stupid darts on his gloves? Is he gonna shoot darts at people? Is that his thing now?

Why can he just walk into several guys unloading fully automatic machine gun fire at him and not only is he perfectly fine but he doesn't take a SINGLE BULLET TO HIS FULLY EXPOSED NAKED FACE????

There's already so much to hate about this movie.....the few seconds of "Emo Bruce" are the least of it.

 

[ebor]

Well at least when I go to Fan Expo cosplaying as the 'New Batman" all I need to do is dye my hair black, wet it, and put shoe polish around my eyes and voila!

I'm the Bat-Man!

 

[ebor]

You know that the Selina Kyle 'sock' on her face... is just one of Pattison Bat-Man's used jerkin' socks...right?

...the other of the pair is...who knows where...

 

[Mondragon]

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It looks moronic , especially if he walks around with it as a civilian.
I get it he's a trapped emotional intense little boy, maybe there's a less banal way to convey it. ..Then him walking around with his stupid emo raccoon eyes

HE DOES NOT LEAVE THE BATCAVE LOOKING LIKE THIS.

If that were true, it'd be fine.

And again nobody has a problem with it under the mask.
It's him hanging out with it on, without the mask, using this stupid tortured emo visual, to covey his broody feelings and suffering by way of his lingering choice of eyeliner mascara, that looks moronic.

Now let's talk about the real problems. Selina Kyle wears a ******* sock on her face as a mask.

Agree, hopefully these are both just short scenes.

And that Penguin has as little ridiculous gaboool cliche dialogue as possible.
Cause this is the crap that takes me out of a movie despite some potential great plot and unraveling mystery.

 

[Candlelight]

it was good enough for winter sladier