The Book Of Boba Fett (December 2021)

[Khev]

And what's the lowest (and boy do I mean LOWEST) common denominator between the two sets? Yep, Temeura Morrison.

Hopefully we'll get some nice poetry between AOTC and BOBF. Maybe Boba can hand some snakes to Fennec so that she can give them to 8D8 to take to the mayor's office.

"There can be no mistakes this time!"

 

[jye4ever]

Hopefully we'll get some nice poetry between AOTC and BOBF. Maybe Boba can hand some snakes to Fennec so that she can give them to 8D8 to take to the mayor's office.

"There can be no mistakes this time!"

Holy crap that guys funny voice instantly corrupted my mind lol

 

[Mondragon]

If he wakes up inside the sarlacc at the very end of this season, that would be brilliant!

The dreams are back!

Maybe that's the new definition of pain and suffering. Being forced to dream that he's walking back and forth to the mayor's office while being constantly humiliated...for a thousand years.

As in who shot JR i’m confused lol

Or like Alan Moore's "Black Mercy"

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

...but will Boba last 8 seconds?...Fennec wants the know the same thing...or will the old man Fett shoot his load too soon and 'fall off?'

There's no way sexual intercourse with this Boba Fett doesn't end up with some kind of apology from him. He doesn't do anything right, so he'll talk a big game but fail miserably in the end, as expected.

He'll be naked wearing his helmet and boots for some reason, "Are you ready baby? Are you ready for the FETT man?! You're about to find out why they call me the rocket man...oh crap basket!! Sorry, sorry sorry, mate. That's never happened to my firespray before. Just put me back in the bacta tank, quickly quickly, before it falls off, Fennec!"

 

[jye4ever]

There's no way sexual intercourse with this Boba Fett doesn't end up with some kind of apology from him. He doesn't do anything right, so he'll talk a big game but fail miserably in the end, as expected.

He'll be naked wearing his helmet and boots for some reason, "Are you ready baby? Are you ready for the FETT man?! You're about to find out why they call me the rocket man...oh crap basket!! Sorry, sorry sorry, mate. That's never happened to my firespray before. Just put me back in the bacta tank, quickly quickly, before it falls off, Fennec!"

I’m dying next episode can’t come fast enough see what I did there lol

 

[Wor-Gar]

He doesn't do anything right, so he'll talk a big game but fail miserably in the end, as expected.

T-shirt time:

He doesn't do anything right.
He fails miserably.
He's... Boba Fett.

 

[The Buffinator]

Hopefully we'll get some nice poetry between AOTC and BOBF. Maybe Boba can hand some snakes to Fennec so that she can give them to 8D8 to take to the mayor's office.

"There can be no mistakes this time!"

Snakes like bacta tanks, right? Maybe Fennec will put us out of our misery and just slip the snakes into Boba’s nap water at the start of Episode 4. The sooner we transition to The Fables of Fennec the better.

 

[punisher1974]

Doug Chiang just posted his unused concept art for the big love scene between Fennec and Boba.

Nope he is in the bacta tank so Fett is having the ultimate wet dream

 

[The Buffinator]

Doug Chiang just posted his unused concept art for the big love scene between Fennec and Boba.

Nope he is in the bacta tank so Fett is having the ultimate wet dream

And just out of frame behind Fennec is Vespa Girl brandishing her favorite cybernetic attachment........which explains Fennec's bracing herself against the glass lol.

 

[jye4ever]

I hope Fett’s Rancor trips over a blurrg sending Fett flying and flailing ROTJ style.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

I hope Fett’s Rancor trips over a blurrg sending Fett flying and flailing ROTJ style.

Fennec - "For the love of god, use your jetpack!!"

 

[jye4ever]

Fennec - "For the love of god, use your jetpack!!"

Fennec be like…

 

[Prime Clone]

As in who shot JR i’m confused lol

 

[Khev]

This time when Fett's jetpack malfunctions during the final battle Fennec will be all "I've got you!"

Spoiler

 

[Ramatuelle]

It shocks me to see how many people in the comments section of that video are raving about how amazing this show is. I’m not sure if it’s denial or just low standards.
The video is somewhat encouraging, but even if the next few episodes are awesome, the show still has the Sword of Damocles hanging over it with RR directing the finale.
We‘ll see what happens, but I confidently expect the glorious stupidity to continue right through to the seasons end credits.

People on FB and Reddit are bafflingly forgiving of whats going on. I mean, what?

FB especially has the usual little dweebs with their #1 false equivalency: any statement along the lines of Ok hol' up a minnit, what the EFF is this issue right here, who did this, this is bull***! = SAD AND TOXIC FANS WHO CANNOT BE PLEASED.

Wrong-ola. Its that we love this subject matter and rn, my boy is being severely disrespected by this show.

Perhaps it will become clearer to them when whatever is about to happen to Vader actually happens. Because its coming, 100%.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Disney incel plants shillin'.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

This time when Fett's jetpack malfunctions during the final battle Fennec will be all "I've got you!"

Spoiler

I'm beginning to think Boba Fett was never capable of flying, just falling with style, like Buzz Lightyear.

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

I happy for people who like things even though I don’t, so I don't understand why the same folks feel the need to write off counter opinions like that.
Also, and I the only person who’s really bothered that we’re three episodes in, and we still have no idea what Boba’s motivation for taking over Jabba/Bib’s operation is?
It made for a cool stinger for mando season 2, but so far there’s been no explanation whatsoever as to why he’d decide he wanted to be a crime lord. It’s so strange.

 

[greygoose]

I'm beginning to think Boba Fett was never capable of flying, just falling with style, like Buzz Lightyear.

Fett looks so happy there. He's having a good time with this series.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Fett looks so happy there. He's having a good time with this series.

His smile and perfectly white teeth are a shining example of how to enjoy oneself!