The Dark Knight Rises *SPOILERS*

[jye4ever]

 

[jye4ever]

Btw, where is MaulFan and Lambo.

 

[DarthBakura]

"They better be entertained in the south ridge by midday or there'll be hell to pay."

All he needs now is a roman lightsaber.

 

[Devil_666]

All he needs now is a roman lightsaber.

 

[DarthBakura]

Lol.

Ah, the glory days. Little Roman Jedi Owen. He'll never get to kill an emperor again. Poor bastard. If he only knew...

 

[intothevoid]

Btw, where is MaulFan and Lambo.

Good question

 

[crows]

so, the only thing Bruce needed to leave batman and Gotham behind was to get some booty? that was it?

 

[DarthBakura]

so, the only thing Bruce needed to leave batman and Gotham behind was to get some booty? that was it?

Isn't that basically what Alfred was telling him near the beginning of the film?

"Get ****ing laid, you sod."




I'd say he did fairly well. He banged his mentor's daughter and Catwoman. Probably the best he ever had, even after the russian models.

 

[Devil_666]

He needed two things:

1. A girl that knew everything about him, specifically about his Batman persona. And..

2. A girl that wasn't dead in an explosion.

 

[jye4ever]

Good question

MF was like a DiFabio, that man knew his **** when it came to movies and collectibles, and his photos are jaw dropping.

Lambo, that man knew his lolcats.

Oh well, everyone around here eventually disappears but then hopefully returns.

I'll be leaving here soon for a few minutes myself.

 

[crows]

Isn't that basically what Alfred was telling him near the beginning of the film?

"Get ****ing laid, you sod."




I'd say he did fairly well. He banged his mentor's daughter and Catwoman. Probably the best he ever had, even after the russian models.

I guess that's why he decided to retire after all
He got luck with Talia, and then had Catwoman, maybe that's what made him repair the auto pilot lol

but, being serious now, WHY did Talia had to sleep with him? what was that? part of the plan? for him to trust her? I really did not get why she wanted to do that if she hated him,

specially when Bruce was never meant to escape the prison, and find out she was Talia, she sleeps with him and then gets thrown in the prison, how does that make any sense ?

 

[Jen]

I guess that's why he decided to retire after all
He got luck with Talia, and then had Catwoman, maybe that's what made him repair the auto pilot lol

but, being serious now, WHY did Talia had to sleep with him? what was that? part of the plan? for him to trust her? I really did not get why she wanted to do that if she hated him,

specially when Bruce was never meant to escape the prison, and find out she was Talia, she sleeps with him and then gets thrown in the prison, how does that make any sense ?

You have a lot to learn about evil women. It was all part of her plan....a very long time in the making plan....as she mentioned when she stabbed him with the knife.

 

[DarthBakura]

He needed two things:

1. A girl that knew everything about him, specifically about his Batman persona. And..

2. A girl that wasn't dead in an explosion.

Bwahaha!

May as well add a third one to that list:

3. A girl that didn't look like Droopy Dog.

I guess that's why he decided to retire after all
He got luck with Talia, and then had Catwoman, maybe that's what made him repair the auto pilot lol

but, being serious now, WHY did Talia had to sleep with him? what was that? part of the plan? for him to trust her? I really did not get why she wanted to do that if she hated him,

specially when Bruce was never meant to escape the prison, and find out she was Talia, she sleeps with him and then gets thrown in the prison, how does that make any sense ?

It was a twisted fantasy. Kind of like how bond vixens often sleep with 007. But I think it was more than that. She wanted to sleep with the man who killed her father and the League of Shadows' greatest enemy. She wanted to dance with the devil in the pale moon light.

Female villains often like to kiss the heroes before they attempt to deliver the final blow. In a way, it was her kiss of death. Although, she took it a step farther... much, much farther, lol.

 

[Jen]

Here's the line:

Innocent is a strong word to throw around Gotham, Bruce. I'll honor my father by finishing his work. Vengeance against the man who killed him is simply reward for my patience. You see it's the slow knife that takes its time, the knife that waits years without forgetting that slips quietly in between the bones and cuts deepest.

 

[crows]

You have a lot to learn about evil women. It was all part of her plan....a very long time in the making plan....as she mentioned when she stabbed him with the knife.

that's what I mean, her lines about stabbing the slow knife wouldn't even be possible if Bruce didnt get out of the prison, how did Talia know he was going to get out,
and Bane didn't tell him he was betrayed, so there was no way for Bruce to find out if he stayed in the prison,
seems like a convenient p

 

[crows]

You have a lot to learn about evil women. It was all part of her plan....a very long time in the making plan....as she mentioned when she stabbed him with the knife.

that's what I mean, her lines about stabbing the slow knife wouldn't even be possible if Bruce didnt get out of the prison, how did Talia know he was going to get out,
and Bane didn't tell him he was betrayed, so there was no way for Bruce to find out if he stayed in the prison,
seems like a convenient plot hole, that she stabbed him and told him about the slow knife, because Bruce was not even supposed to be there

 

[DarthBakura]

that's what I mean, her lines about stabbing the slow knife wouldn't even be possible if Bruce didnt get out of the prison, how did Talia know he was going to get out,
and Bane didn't tell him he was betrayed, so there was no way for Bruce to find out if he stayed in the prison,
seems like a convenient plot hole, that she stabbed him and told him about the slow knife, because Bruce was not even supposed to be there

I'm not sure she was expecting him to get out. She may have pondered the possibility, but looking back on their plan... I can picture her smiling, should the bomb have gone off in the city, while Bruce is still at the prison. Obviously that smile would've been wiped right off that pretty little face, if she didn't vacate Gotham though.

 

[Jen]

The MAIN plan was for her to finish her father's work. Killing Batman/Bruce was just icing on the cake. Now that he escaped...she had an opportunity to kill him personally.

And by sleeping with him...she gained more of his trust...and he and Fox then told her about the energy/bomb thing they had that was indeed working and gave her the codes to destroy it...or whatever...when all that water gets released. If he didn't completely trust her...they may never have told her that information.

 

[DarthBakura]

The MAIN plan was for her to finish her father's work. Killing Batman/Bruce was just icing on the cake. Now that he escaped...she had an opportunity to kill him personally.

And by sleeping with him...she gained more of his trust...and he and Fox then told her about the energy/bomb thing they had that was indeed working and gave her the codes to destroy it...or whatever...when all that water gets released. If he didn't completely trust her...they may never have told her that information.

Except she already knew it worked. She knew Bruce was Batman. She knew why the project "failed." She saw right through it. I sure did start nearly all those sentences with "she," lol.

 

[Jen]

Except she already knew it worked. She knew Bruce was Batman. She knew why the project "failed." She saw right through it. I sure did start nearly all those sentences with "she," lol.

She did....but she couldn't let them know she knew that. She probably also could have figured out the codes on her own as well....but I think she enjoyed deceiving Batman/Bruce completely....having him fall for her and having no idea who she really was.