The Dark Knight Rises *SPOILERS*

[Fernandofan08]

Yet you couldn't find one person that said that.

Its oscar worthy.


Worst death performance of 2012.

 

[intothevoid]

Id like to add exhaustion and desperation to that description.

Agreed

.........

 

[Valfar]

Found TDKR under my tree. Gonna watch Talia's death in HD.

When i first saw this sequence in the theatre i smirked but, seeing it now four times, its not that bad..pretty sure i've seen worse.

I try to get in the head of her and think well, she knew she was about to die and just as soon as she felt everything about to shut down she closed her eyes.

Yea, not the best death scene but, not the worst for sure.

 

[CelticPredator]

It's still pretty funny though. Heh.

 

[devilof76]

Do I need to go catch up in here or did I just read that because someone can do a parody of a performance it means the performance was bad?

Same circle jerk. Same circle jerks.

Much more shrill than I remember. Especially Nam. DiFlab seems to be getting more butch, so maybe he's feeling pressured.

 

[DiFabio]

Circle jerk, shrill, butch? You just sent me a nice holiday comic brother. Nam distributes the hemorrhoid and menstruation pad boxed gifts, not I.




After reading that post, did anyone else just get a terrible, terrible image of devilo trying to solicit wofford in a little soixante-neuf, tooth scraping action while The Dark Knight Rises plays harmoniously in the background?

I'm not entirely sure what image is more obscene and foul, that act or the movie, but they're both equally repulsive. Far, far worse than a circle jerk/TDKR whine fest about a film's supposed quality.

 

[devilof76]

Then you are far better at conjuring foulness than I.

I was just kidding. I figured this thread was made for bilge now. All I wanted to do was keep up with them Joneses.

 

[EVILFACE]

"He must have frrrrrriends."

Never had a problem with Bale Bats voice.

That is one thing I didn't like about Keatons Bats, he sounded the same as his Wayne.

 

[DiFabio]

Then you are far better at conjuring foulness than I.

I was just kidding. I figured this thread was made for bilge now. All I wanted to do was keep up with them Joneses.

You called me DiFlab, then you insinuated that I looked and sounded like Chasity Bono, over a stinkin' movie. Then you made fun of my friends, pissed on my shoes and kicked dirt in my eyes.

Unforgivable. I've never been so insulted and humiliated in my life. You've lost my respect for disgracing me. We ain't friends no more.

 

[devilof76]

Oh noes!!!

Would it help if I put acid in your beer?

"He must have frrrrrriends."

Never had a problem with Bale Bats voice.

That is one thing I didn't like about Keatons Bats, he sounded the same as his Wayne.

Good thing Kim Basinger was never too bright.

I might try to sit through '89 today and make a list of all the things I don't like about Keaton's performance.

Then again, I might not.

 

[DiFabio]

Are we talking trippy hallucinogens or something like hydrofluoric acid?

I sense a trap.




Oh and Kim Basinger actually figured out Keaton Batman's identity on her own. Much smarter than this interpretation's Commissioner Gordon.

 

[devilof76]

She could be Robin!

And, hallucinogens.

 

[EVILFACE]

Untill the end Gordon didn't care who Batman was.

She could be Robin!

And, hallucinogens.

I like how she grabs her bewb when Bats took her film. lulz

 

[DiFabio]

She could be Robin!

And, hallucinogens.

Impossible, Robin isn't sexy.


Alright, we're friends again gimme that drink.

 

[devilof76]

I like how she grabs her bewb when Bats took her film. lulz

That might get me to watch it.

Impossible, Robin isn't sexy.

Alright, we're friends again gimme that drink.

 

[DiFabio]

Nothing looked sexy in that book, not even Dr. Ruth.

 

[EVILFACE]

Could pass as cute. But wasn't she 13 or so?

edobear

 

[devilof76]

A 13 year old Robin? So unrealistic. Frank Miller doesn't get Batman at all.

Nothing looked sexy in that book, not even Dr. Ruth.

That's true.

But the whole book is sexier than Kim Basinger.

 

[EVILFACE]

A realistic female Nolan Robin would be John Blake.

 

[batfan08]

A 13 year old Robin? So unrealistic. Frank Miller doesn't get Batman at all.



That's true.

But the whole book is sexier than Kim Basinger.

That's one thing that Burton Bats had going for it that Nolan Bats doesn't: 80's Kim Basinger; hot damn.