The Dark Knight Rises *SPOILERS*

[devilof76]

Nolan Bats has Marion Cotillard.

A realistic female Nolan Robin would be John Blake.

And a realistic female Penguin would be Rachel Dawes.

 

[batfan08]

Yeah, I know, I was just referring to one advantage. 80's Kim Basinger >no Kim Basinger.

 

[devilof76]

I dunno. Her mug ruined Cool World. I have a hard time seeing past that.

 

[turbo.VS.ozone]

I watched this for a second time. Easily the worst of the trilogy and probably a film Christopher Nolan wished he didn't do because it's atrocious. It felt even cheesier the second time around. Sorry if Batman fanatics are offended, but Nolan wanted to be done with this franchise and it showed in Rises.

 

[Sachiel]

Sic'em Void!

 

[DiFabio]

That's one thing that Burton Bats had going for it that Nolan Bats doesn't: 80's Kim Basinger; hot damn.

Nolan Bats has Marion Cotillard.

Batman had sex with both.






The Kilmer and Clooney Batman had Chris O'Donnell.

 

[Maglor]

Oh and Kim Basinger actually figured out Keaton Batman's identity on her own. Much smarter than this interpretation's Commissioner Gordon.

And yet, people find fault with Robin Blake figuring it out...

 

[DiFabio]

Because no smarts were involved, it was all through convoluted exposition.

I KNEW WHO YOU WERE, CUZ ONE TIME, A LONG, LONG TIME AGO, I SAW IT IN YOUR EYES. I KNOW THAT FEEL YOU FEEL. ORPHAN POWERS BRO.

 

[thenammagazine]

Because no smarts were involved, it was all through convoluted exposition.

I KNEW WHO YOU WERE, CUZ ONE TIME, A LONG, LONG TIME AGO, I SAW IT IN YOUR EYES. I KNOW THAT FEEL YOU FEEL. ORPHAN POWERS BRO.

 

[Maglor]

Because no smarts were involved, it was all through convoluted exposition.

I KNEW WHO YOU WERE, CUZ ONE TIME, A LONG, LONG TIME AGO, I SAW IT IN YOUR EYES. I KNOW THAT FEEL YOU FEEL. ORPHAN POWERS BRO.

Early signs of him becoming the next "world's greatest detective".

 

[DiFabio]

You mean the first world's greatest detective.


Well, for this universe.

 

[Maglor]

Damn, that was a fast reply.

 

[DiFabio]

As was yours!

 

[intothevoid]

I watched this for a second time. Easily the worst of the trilogy and probably a film Christopher Nolan wished he didn't do because it's atrocious. It felt even cheesier the second time around. Sorry if Batman fanatics are offended, but Nolan wanted to be done with this franchise and it showed in Rises.

Sorry for your loss

 

[Maglor]

My wife and I watched the whole trilogy over the last couple days. I've been meditating on my impressions as I work today. Not that anyone cares, but I'll try and post my thoughts soon before they drift away.

 

[intothevoid]

Look forward to hearing them

 

[wofford29]

... and probably a film Christopher Nolan wished he didn't do because it's atrocious.

He probably wished he didn't do[sic] it so much that he refused his paycheck as well.

 

[Voorhees27]

I watched this for a second time. Easily the worst of the trilogy and probably a film Christopher Nolan wished he didn't do because it's atrocious. It felt even cheesier the second time around. Sorry if Batman fanatics are offended, but Nolan wanted to be done with this franchise and it showed in Rises.

 

[DiFabio]

Should have changed his name tag.

 

[thenammagazine]

You mean the first world's greatest detective.


Well, for this universe.

Though the Nolancompoops use Wayne sitting at a computer that's doing all the work as their copout defense.