The Official "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey" movie thread *SPOILERS*

[Adolfo]

Re: The Official "The Hobbit" movie thread *SPOILERS*

Josh to me that's like saying I looked thru the door at Erebor and saw Smaug, I aint going in there...For myself anyway that represents a little bit of a too dangerous situation...I will just take it as the wisdom of Dain versus his eyesight...That scene showed Dain had wisdom,leadership qualities as well as guts....Not many Dwarves have all of those qualities and basically as a dwarf teenager it was amazing...Dain for me was always my favorite dwarf

 

[The Josh]

Re: The Official "The Hobbit" movie thread *SPOILERS*

Yeah, Dain is pretty cool be what we know. I am looking forward to seeing him in these movies and getting a statue of him. I'm also curious to see these war boars he and this dwarves are supposed to ride.

 

[Njits]

Re: The Official "The Hobbit" movie thread *SPOILERS*

Welhung Pubebeard for me

 

[Adolfo]

Re: The Official "The Hobbit" movie thread *SPOILERS*

Welhung Pubebeard for me

For me it's Bummo Crabrash...I was hoping for like *&^%$#@)(!

 

[The Ween]

Re: The Official "The Hobbit" movie thread *SPOILERS*

Mine is so WRONG!

 

[ExMem-LarjaThwei]

Re: The Official "The Hobbit" movie thread *SPOILERS*

Legless Asstickler

 

[The Ween]

Re: The Official "The Hobbit" movie thread *SPOILERS*

Legless Asstickler

It's better than mine.....

Bulgey Foreskin

Wrong......so WRONG!

 

[TURINS~BANE]

Re: The Official "The Hobbit" movie thread *SPOILERS*

Gonad Ringlicker

 

[Sachiel]

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Gonad Analbead

Oh my...

 

[MitchF1GTR]

Re: The Official "The Hobbit" movie thread *SPOILERS*

Smallie Crabrash.

Sucks *****...

 

[King Darkness]

Re: The Official "The Hobbit" movie thread *SPOILERS*

Legless Crabrash.

If only it were Pantless Crabrash, it would be 100% accurate.

 

[a-dev]

Re: The Official "The Hobbit" movie thread *SPOILERS*

Bimbo Jolly***k?!

I've never seen a man called a bimbo before.

 

[DiFabio]

Re: The Official "The Hobbit" movie thread *SPOILERS*

Bimbo Bigass, son of Crabrash is my name.

 

[a-dev]

Re: The Official "The Hobbit" movie thread *SPOILERS*

Bimbo Bigass, son of Crabrash is my name.

Thats my brothers name too. Could be the John Smith or 'Paddy Doyle' of Dwarf-land.

 

[316what]

Re: The Official "The Hobbit" movie thread *SPOILERS*

Merrydink Elfsdong

 

[The Josh]

Re: The Official "The Hobbit" movie thread *SPOILERS*

Alright time to move on from the name game.

 

[Fritz]

Re: The Official "The Hobbit" movie thread *SPOILERS*

My take on the size of Azog. Yes, he's supposed to be huge and to me he looks like about the size of an Uruk-hai. Even if he's bigger, what's the big deal? He's an exception to the rule not the norm. Just like the tallest person in the world is 8'11". That doesn't mean all humans are that size. I had more of a beef with the Great Goblin. He's stands above the other Goblins sure, but he's the size of a Troll.

...Look at that, he's huge! Not just around his fellow orcs, but look at his fist in comparison to Thror's head. It's larger than his head!...
...Remember Gimli at Amon Hen and Helms Deep and his size/scale relationship to them? I can tell you right now that their fists weren't larger than his head.

I think the problem is that the continuity isn't there. In the picture you posted, he does look huge, but in the follow up video you can see that he's not really that big in those scenes. Same with the picture of Gimli sitting on the Uruk-hai. Gimli is way too big in that scene because he's John Rhys Davies size not Gimli size and they didn't adjust the size of the Uruk-hai he's sitting on to take that into account.

I don't think so as Uruk-Hai were shown to be made by Saruman, but there are also some different looking uruks at Cirith Ungol, Gorbag (or is it Shagrat....) being one of them.

I don't think so, In Two Towers Legolas refers to the Uruk-hai as Uruks. Ugluk refers to the Mordor Orcs as Orcs. Aragorn asks Eomer about the Uruk-hai they are tracking and Eomer calls them Uruks. So in the moveis I'm pretty sure that Uruks and Uruk-hai are the same.

 

[The Ween]

Re: The Official "The Hobbit" movie thread *SPOILERS*

Alright time to move on from the name game.

As you wish, Smallie Analbead.

 

[pixletwin]

Re: The Official "The Hobbit" movie thread *SPOILERS*

As you wish, Smallie Analbead.

Tee hee.

Love,

Bimbo Analbeard

 

[The Josh]

Re: The Official "The Hobbit" movie thread *SPOILERS*

Well played