The waifu I like has cleanliness issues, is it worth it or a lost cause?

[Solidus]

I have been seeing this particular waifu for a while. She said she love me long time. But, she has gotten dirty and I can't take her to the laundry without getting her paint rubbed off, and having the other cleaner pillows laugh at her.

She is smelly, like man sweat. On the plus side, she's legit and a nice person. Here's a picture of her Facebook:

As it's pretty obvious, there are a lot of perks to this waifu. She has a high thread-count, is made with 100%, allergen-free cotton. She's also in fantastic shape and likes cause play like I do. But, then again, she's very dirty and unwashed. I suspect it's causing emotional problems for her, since I caught her stacked on-top of another waifu behind my back! Isn't that cheating? Is there potential for a future here or not? I'm not sure what to do...

 

[J3D1_KN1GHT]

Re: The waifu I like is very dirty, is it worth it or a lost cause?

Needs a pinch more salt.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Re: The waifu I like is very dirty, is it worth it or a lost cause?

Does she "clean up" easily? Does she back talk you? She's probably a lot better than some relationships people have on here

 

[EVILFACE]

Re: The waifu I like is very dirty, is it worth it or a lost cause?

 

[Snake Plissken]

Re: The waifu I like is very dirty, is it worth it or a lost cause?

Let's get nuts.

 

[crows]

Re: The waifu I like is very dirty, is it worth it or a lost cause?

3some bro... convince them to share, 2 waifus are better than one
as for the smell, just gave her a bath with clorox color bleach, she will be as good as new.


i dated a waifu for a while but things didnt work out... she didnt get me...i miss her

 

[batfan08]

To Waifu,
Thanks for everything!
-Julie Newmar

 

[Snake Plissken]

To Waifu,
Thanks for everything!
-Julie Newmar

So ashamed I know where this is from.

 

[GeneralZodLives]

I like my waifu a little dirty

 

[crows]

im thinking about getting married again found the cutest waifu, her name is Sam

 

[Mr. Green]

lol, at least its not syntetic, thus not fake. but then again, does it even matter if she's fake if she got The Body?

 

[Khev]

What the **** is a waifu?

Wireless martial arts.

 

[fosing]

grapefruit > waifu

just sayin.

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

 

[crows]

What the **** is a waifu?

Does it make tasty tacos?

anime pillow wife

for guys that cant afford to get a sex doll or "real doll" as they are called. the pillow wife allows them to take their beloved anime wife on dates or to lunch, to the park etc. (without spending too much. )


makes the perfect companion of those lonely nights, warm, cozy, if you fall asleep you can rest you head on her... the perfect wife

 

[GeneralZodLives]

grapefruit > waifu

just sayin.

Grapefruit is still terrorizing my dreams

 

[fosing]

grapefruit video killed my speakers.

 

[CriterionCollector]

 

[crows]

 

[GeneralZodLives]

rep-worthy but I can't give any more out for awhile.