The waifu I like has cleanliness issues, is it worth it or a lost cause?

[Devil_666]

Is this a weird Japanese thing like ****ing squids? if so.. HAWT!!!

 

[RIDDICK]

This is my waifu. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My waifu is my best friend. It is my laifu. I must master it as I must master my laifu.

My waifu, without me, is useless. Without my waifu, I am useless. I must use my waifu true. I must be straighter than my enemy who is trying to mock me. I must kill him. I will...

My waifu and I know that what counts in world is not the rounds I fire, the noise of my burst, nor the smoke I make after. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...

My waifu is human, even as I, because it is my laifu. Thus, I will learn it as a sister. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my waifu clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God, I swear this creed. My waifu and I are the happiest things alivu. The masters of this hobby. The saviors of my life.

 

[Mr. Green]

Linus got the early version of waifu, lol

 

[Devil_666]

That blanket is probably stiffer than a workboot now with all that "cuddling" he did on it.

 

[Mr. Green]

na, old-school blanket is 100% cotton, which will disintegrate; unlike modern day version which are usually 100% polyester now a days. old-school probably worth a fortune by now, on ebay, if u can find em

 

[crows]

Is this a weird Japanese thing like ****ing squids? if so.. HAWT!!!

you wanna see weird? this is weird:

 

[Mr. Green]

oh, ****, those are boys masquerading as girls? wtf

 

[Intruder04]

Seriously? I thought it was like a match-making/fantasy show wherein you get to pick the girls you admire/fantasise.

 

[crows]

some show where they did this i guess
two of them really f-- with my brain, two pics did freak me out

 

[Snake Plissken]

you wanna see weird? this is weird:

 

[Devil_666]

Those aren't boys, they're all girls. The point is how different they look with make-up.

 

[crows]

all those "girls" with short hair?

kind of a coincidence

 

[Mr. Green]

they hide their adam's apple well. good thing girls don't do the reverse, or do they? shocker?!

 

[Lejuan]

all those "girls" with short hair?

kind of a coincidence

Where coincidences start to get really weird: they all happen to be wearing the same schoolgirl uniform. What could this mean?

 

[The Ween]

Where coincidences start to get really weird: they all happen to be wearing the same schoolgirl uniform. What could this mean?

I knew they were girls and the bows on their unis just prove it. I'm sure the short hair is just a style there.

 

[The Ween]

They must have those plastic inserts in their eyes to make them so open. I'd have to wonder how comfortable that would be.

 

[crows]

Omg so is it ok if I have crushes on two of them??????????

 

[toylion]

Omg so is it ok if I have crushes on two of them??????????

 

[crows]

oh no i wasnt implying there was something wrong with that
I just want a gurl waifu

 

[YankeesFanboy]

oh no i wasnt implying there was something wrong with that
I just want a gurl waifu

The more waifus you have in your harem, the more of a man you are.