The worst figures ever made!!

[fosing]

That's a pretty good one... you could also include the jacking-off Tarzan figure in that category

Article with a video showing the feature at work

me Tarzan FAP.

 

[galactiboy]

I remember seeing that in K-Mart when it came out... I laughed my ass off

 

[spazzy]

oh man good stuff, lol

 

[Kuzeh]

this parody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qixDrQG92sY

Holy ____ dude... that's hilarious!!!

 

[fosing]

Holy ____ dude... that's hilarious!!!

that was a supposed parody of...
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[CriterionCollector]

Like Leafs fans need anymore disappointment:

 

[SnakeDoctor]

Rumor has it that's supposed to be Jeff Goldblum.

SnakeDoc

 

[karamazov80]

Oh yeah, I forgot that scene from Independence Day where Jeff Goldblum donned the body armor and started blowing ____ up with his bazooka. That was pretty good stuff.

 

[SnakeDoctor]

And, he's apparently been hitting the weight room. Looks like Clark Kent.

SnakeDoc

 

[Cereza]

Still in my nightmares.

 

[EVILFACE]

No way could that be on a worst list. Likeness aside, the rest of the figure tops most other efforts.

 

[Cereza]

No way could that be on a worst list. Likeness aside, the rest of the figure tops most other efforts.

I put a face pic, not a complete body shot. I think the face turns down all the clothing efforts.

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

Rumor has it that's supposed to be Jeff Goldblum.

SnakeDoc

I loved the old action figures when they had 5 points of articulation rather than the kids ones these days that have a bunch of contortionist poses, zero stability and can never stand up by themselves or hold a pose.

 

[axecutioner18]

I put a face pic, not a complete body shot. I think the face turns down all the clothing efforts.

You're just being too harsh... and its not even funny

 

[ShortRound]

BEST THREAD EVER!!! Keep them coming guys!!!

 

[the vampire with soul]

this was pretty bad...

 

[axecutioner18]

In collecting comic book heroes I veer towards Batman from DC and The Punisher from Marvel... the one that comes to mind is this travesty... I dont know WHAT the concept guys were smoking/watching/doing when coming up with this... more thought on the execs who passed the idea...

Without its launcher

A picture showing of its great articulation and one of the 'poses it could hold'

Also like I said being a Batman fan, this is probably NOT an 'action figure' but can qualify easily for its 'action feature' Ladies and gents 'The Batman Water Gun'

 

[Y4NK33 PL4N3T]

 

[King Darkness]

That piece of crap Hot Toys Aliens warrior deserves mention, with its flaking paint, breaking joints and high price tag. Worse HT figure I ever bought.

 

[Solidus]

After having reviewed that figure I suppose you didn't want to go any further down the path of worse figures.

Looks like some lonely nerd mated with that action figure and got it pregnant. Definitely not "MISB" .