Things That Are Funny

[Solidus]

Mr. Green may have eaten a human and didn't know it. Oh well, an ex-friend, decades ago, went through a similar boat experience. Someone die and they had to carve him up. He said the wife was crying as she eat him. He was laughing in hindsight. He's a little younger than Mr. Green but he experience it older. Or maybe people would like to hear that he made it all up and thus fake and such.


Most people who eat meat don't really think much that some animal die for it. Bleeding a fish that he just caught and filleting it minutes later, is an experience. He keep evaluating: Does he really need it? Chicken and seafood is enough for Mr. Green.

Human meat?! Where did you go on vacation? That sounds insane.

 

[Solidus]

I don’t eat a lot of protein these days, but I’m generally adventurous to try anything that’s not taboo in Western society. I love various sashimi and sushi rolls, too.

 

[Shawpaw]

Mr Green, what does human taste like? Asking for a friend.

 

[Mr. Green]

Human meat?! Where did you go on vacation? That sounds insane.

Refugee life is hard life. He more likely didn't ate any. It's a large wooden boat with 2 engines. A paid escape, if you will. But people are known to disappear. One of his cousin was never heard of again.

It explains why he talks in third person

Hehehee.

Mr Green, what does human taste like? Asking for a friend.

Don't know. Too young to remember much. Only remember vomiting when climbing up the heck of the boat. And also remember people rushing over for a cigarette that someone on a larger metal ship toss over. And oh yea,
people tossing rocks at us cause they don't want us.

 

[Mr. Green]

He is Vietnamese but half Chinese and half Vietnamese. And from Vietnam of course. Born in the middle of war and left early. Been in the U.S. most of his life.

 

[YoNoSe]

Mr. Soylent Green?

 

[Mr. Green]

Wait, where did mr green arrive in boat?

Arrive on one of the island of Malaysia. Then transfer to another island. Eventually end up in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Got accepted to America, so off to Singapore, then Hong Kong, then U.S.. Before we land the boat, he see a pod or 3-4 huge gold fish. They're like giant carp that swim like dolphin. Never seen or heard anything like those fish again.

Malaysia is like paradise. Water so clear, he can see black sea urchin 20-30 feet down. Someone swim out and dive and bought back one of those giant clam. It's only a baby of 8 inches in diameter but you know it's a giant clam when you see it. They sell shark on the beach. 6-8 inch black and red centipede everywhere. We sleep on the rocks by the water's edge. School of little shrimp on the top and even larger school of fish just 5 feet below. Surprise he didn't get stung by one of those giant blue jellyfish. There are horrors of course. It's the humans that seen out of place, unbalanced.



On the other hand, funny how people do business.

Waymo's Stolen Trade Secrets Lawsuit Just Cost Uber Lots of Money
https://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/new...cost-uber-lots-of-money/ar-BBIWbCT?li=BBnb4R5

 

[fosing]

Arrive on one of the island of Malaysia. Then transfer to another island. Eventually end up in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Got accepted to America, so off to Singapore, then Hong Kong, then U.S.. Before we land the boat, he see a pod or 3-4 huge gold fish. They're like giant carp that swim like dolphin. Never seen or heard anything like those fish again.

Malaysia is like paradise. Water so clear, he can see black sea urchin 20-30 feet down. Someone swim out and dive and bought back one of those giant clam. It's only a baby of 8 inches in diameter but you know it's a giant clam when you see it. They sell shark on the beach. 6-8 inch black and red centipede everywhere. We sleep on the rocks by the water's edge. School of little shrimp on the top and even larger school of fish just 5 feet below. Surprise he didn't get stung by one of those giant blue jellyfish. There are horrors of course. It's the humans that seen out of place, unbalanced.



On the other hand, funny how people do business.

Waymo's Stolen Trade Secrets Lawsuit Just Cost Uber Lots of Money
https://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/new...cost-uber-lots-of-money/ar-BBIWbCT?li=BBnb4R5

is this one of your dreams? who are we speaking with at the moment?

 

[Mr. Green]

Mr. Soylent Green?

Yes, eat now and forget it ever happen....muahhahahahah.

 

[karamazov80]

With the political junk.

 

[ZaCHw117]

 

[ZaCHw117]

 

[WellCQCaboutthat]

The real answer is he didn't want her to blast him on social media calling him rapey with this picture attached.

 

[RIDDICK]

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Or some BS like that.

 

[Snake Plissken]

 

[The Ween]

The Presidential portraits of the Obamas.

 

[The Ween]

Not much she can say, but I would've been sick!

 

[Shawpaw]

He does have a sixth finger in that painting...

 

[posterguy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQCi8OhjIIo

Connery : I waschn't rude at all !

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ycDKT0Fs2o

Connery : Take a gander at what's under *my* kilt , Trebek......haw haw haw !

Trebek : For the love of God Sean , put that thing away :/

Connery : What's the matter , Tinkerbell....don't act like you haven't scheen one be-fore , haw haw haw !

 

[Snake Plissken]