Things that I marvel at

[Snake Plissken]

RIP Jim Acosta

He needs aloe for that burn.

 

[Solidus]

I just read that 90% of Koala bears have chlamydia. WTF is going on down under, Lejuan?!

 

[Lejuan]

There ain't much to do out in the bush stuck up a gum tree but eat, sleep and shag (they ain't bears but, dems marsupials)

 

[fosing]

i dont know which one amazes me more...
knowing koala bears getting tested for sti or koala bears having chlamydia

lolz

 

[fosing]

my smart tv is watching me...
my phone talking to back at me...

i wait for the day the oven will eventually eat me.

 

[Shawpaw]

This Joss Whedon gem: "Violence solves nothing. I want a rhino to **** @SpeakerRyan to death with its horn because it's FUNNY, not because he's a #GOPmurderbro"

https://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2017/01/15/joss-whedon-want-rhino-***-paul-ryan-death/

 

[Snake Plissken]

How ****ing embarrassingly pathetic Judd Apatow is.

 

[The Ween]

That Lindsay Lohan is converting to Islam.

 

[Solidus]

 

[EVILFACE]

That Lindsay Lohan is converting to Islam.

No longer hot = no longer care

 

[DiFabio]

What a waste. Too bad there were never any nudes of her before she turned to drugs. Don't wanna know what those boobs look like now.

 

[beefnutz]

That Lindsay Lohan is converting to Islam.

she ****ed an arab royalty for $$$. she just wants to do it full time.

 

[Snake Plissken]

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What a waste. Too bad there were never any nudes of her before she turned to drugs. Don't wanna know what those boobs look like now.

She was such a piece of ass... now she's evolved into Courtney Love.

 

[beefnutz]

people watching porn, eating and driving at the same time.

 

[Snake Plissken]

people watching porn, eating and driving at the same time.

You might as well throw road head into the mix.

 

[Solidus]

Donald Trump channels Bane from ‘Dark Knight Rises’ during inauguration speech

 

[fosing]

You might as well throw road head into the mix.

that beats playing sudoku, with a gun in your head, and receiving head.

 

[GeneralZodLives]

Donald Trump channels Bane from ‘Dark Knight Rises’ during inauguration speech

I had a bunch of people send that to me yesterday.

 

[Snake Plissken]

that beats playing sudoku, with a gun in your head, and receiving head.

Travolta so wanted to be that girl.

 

[Solidus]

I had a bunch of people send that to me yesterday.

What's funnier, is that he had to pick, what was arguably, the worst Batman movie in the Nolan franchise to plagiarize. "Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" would've been more appropriate .