Things that I marvel at

[devilof76]

He could probably save himself a lot of time and money if someone told him that none of them are what he's looking for.

 

[The Ween]

He could probably save himself a lot of time and money if someone told him that none of them are what he's looking for.

It showed up in my newsfeed and a lot of people just call the girls whores for dating a guy then dumping him for not putting out. I find that funny as hell! I don't know why he's dating girls that have probably been around the block more than once and expecting them to be celibate. He should be dating someone from whatever church he goes too.

I find his lack of wanting sex a big turn off myself, but maybe that's just me.

 

[devilof76]

Maybe he just likes to play house.

Again, no one told him that playing house requires ****ing.

 

[fosing]

Tim Tebow.......because he keeps dating hot chick models and then won't have sex with them.

maybe tim plays for the other team...

maybe he wants a popo to play with?lolz

 

[devilof76]

He's saving himself for marriage. Or he's looking for a virgin. Or he should try hallucinogens.

 

[Mr. Green]

Tim Tebow.......because he keeps dating hot chick models and then won't have sex with them.

He is like the Taylor Swift but of opposite sex and of NFL.

 

[The Ween]

He's saving himself for marriage. Or he's looking for a virgin. Or he should try hallucinogens.

Isn't he close to 30? Well, good on him for sticking to his convictions, but looking for a virgin in the model world is like trying to find a needle in a haystack.

What a boring honeymoon his future wife will have.

 

[The Ween]

He is like the Taylor Swift but of opposite sex and of NFL.

Taylor Swift isn't a virgin. Hell, you can tell she's already had her teeth knocked out.

 

[Mr. Green]

Taylor Swift isn't a virgin. Hell, you can tell she's already had her teeth knocked out.

Whut?! Note to self: teeth knocked out = not virgin.

 

[fosing]

Isn't he close to 30? Well, good on him for sticking to his convictions, but looking for a virgin in the model world is like trying to find a needle in a haystack.

What a boring honeymoon his future wife will have.

its not like a needle in a haystack.
all you've got to do is go full pedobear.

 

[Mr. Green]

Mr. Green went on a late exercise at the fitness place, at 2:30 am. He saw this news anchorman from England. Turns out the British don't listen much to news channel but , most, prefer radio news. Like, wow, this is end of 2015, and people still old school.

 

[devilof76]

So the anchorman was really ugly?

Whut?! Note to self: teeth knocked out = not virgin.

That was one hell of a lollipop.

 

[Mr. Green]

Na, he was a little gray haired but a good looking fella. He and the anchorwoman also talked about how he was really trolled bad, twitter?, in England so he approached him with a cameraman.

 

[Mr. Green]

Just had them filtered water from the refrigerator, at work, instead of the tap water. Certain resident in California, without tap water, must be so jealous of Mr. Green right now. Oh, these high technology. What's next? Mr. Green be swimming in an outdoor swimming pool at some celebrity's mansion?!

 

[Mr. Green]

How many people get to see other ride a unicycle? No other wheel or handle bar for support, one can only imagine a stronger sense of balance is a must.

 

[Lejuan]

welp... lol bye bye Germany, nice knowing you

Those kinds of protests have been going on for years. That'd be an old video. This video has been doing the rounds lately as a dog-whistle response to the Syrian refugee crisis.

 

[Lejuan]

Also Germany:

 

[Mr. Green]

Wonder if she is into guys.

 

[WellCQCaboutthat]

Thats a dude, you can see the beard/razor burn. She has dude arms too. No ones looking at the syndrome, they notice that she was once a he. That is all.

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[Mr. Green]

Ah, aborigine use boomerang to hunt and kill large bats. Some of them are probably Africans too.