I already did the whole heritage swab thing before, guess what, my record is clean because im a good, law abiding citizen lol.
You shouldn't let your job influence the rest of your posting here so much. Not everyone is a criminal or a **** like you always assume lol. You are spending too much time with those convicts.
Should left work at work and not bring that here.
All your jokes are usually either crime related, rape related or pedobear related.
If i didnt know where you work it would sound pretty creepy. But i know thats just what u see there, so i get it
Just saying, doesn't sound healthy.