Things that I marvel at

[Snake Plissken]

Who knew you could drink a cup a coffee through your ass

 

[Snake Plissken]

Speaking from experience?

There's so many in-evasive ways to make yourself healthy...

 

[a-dev]

either way this ensures the aliens will never visit us

They are already here

Actually I heard they're gonna leave and take their chances on Mars

 

[GeneralZodLives]

Actually I heard they're gonna leave and take their chances on Mars

I might stowaway with them.

 

[Mr. Green]

Was going to vote or not but missed the primary anyway. It'll be all over soon. Hillary got about 60%+ in NJ, anyway. He'll probably skip the main election too.

 

[devilof76]

I'm voting Zionist Martian Reptile.

Join me, or Ween will eat your babies.

 

[Devil_666]

 

[devilof76]

You see the progression? It all starts with Dave's cheeseburger money.

 

[Mr. Green]

Im just voting for the green party. Hey, You are Green! we should vote for the green party together!!!

Yeaaa, green party! Like Cannada.

 

[Mr. Green]

I'm voting Zionist Martian Reptile.

Join me, or Ween will eat your babies.

Must be why people are popping babies left and right. She can't possibly eat 'em all.

 

[devilof76]

They're from Uranus.

Must be why people are popping babies left and right. She can't possibly eat 'em all.

Because they're delicious, and you've obviously never seen her eat.

 

[fosing]

They're from Uranus.

im guessing she's full of shat.

 

[Snake Plissken]

 

[RavenEye]

^ BUT... we wouldn't get to see Star Wars 8 if that happened.

 

[Snake Plissken]

We did already, it's called The Empire Strikes Back with lens flare.

 

[GeneralZodLives]

We did already, it's called The Empire Strikes Back with lens flare.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Snake Plissken again.

 

[The Ween]

Must be why people are popping babies left and right. She can't possibly eat 'em all.

The government keeps me supplied. I give them tax dollars, they give it to the welfare mamas, they pop out babies.

I win. I eats them whole.

 

[devilof76]

Plot isn't the only element of a story. And the similarities between Ep.4 and Ep.7 aren't even plot, per se. Their plot-theme is similar (though not identical), but plot is more than the base sequence of events. Plot is the depiction of a single action, and the nature of the plot agent (its character) is as fundamental to defining that action as the act itself. Luke and Rey are not the same character.

 

[Xenoburger_]

We did already, it's called The Empire Strikes Back with lens flare.

 

[Lejuan]

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