nemenforcer
Super Freak
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- Aug 17, 2010
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I had a massive brown shipper come in Friday and went like this...
Wife: I didn't know you were getting another one, the UPS guy scared me and woke up the baby
Me: I'm sorry, I thought I told you he was coming in
Wife: Nope, looks big, who is it
Me: Its Sauron
Wife: Hmmm, I'm gonna finish dinner are you going to open him up
5 minutes later
Wife: Who is that again
Me: Sauron
Wife: He is much bigger than your other ones, how much was he
Me: What was that
Wife: How much was he (looking down at me skeptically while I'm sitting on the floor adjusting the armor)
Me: Oh, he was $600, a little more than usual but I thought he would look good in my room, I made payments on him all year.
Wife: Yeah, I agree, there is a lot of detail, lets eat
Bullet dodged. True he was 900 but this way everyone is happy, a half truth per say
Wife: I didn't know you were getting another one, the UPS guy scared me and woke up the baby
Me: I'm sorry, I thought I told you he was coming in
Wife: Nope, looks big, who is it
Me: Its Sauron
Wife: Hmmm, I'm gonna finish dinner are you going to open him up
5 minutes later
Wife: Who is that again
Me: Sauron
Wife: He is much bigger than your other ones, how much was he
Me: What was that
Wife: How much was he (looking down at me skeptically while I'm sitting on the floor adjusting the armor)
Me: Oh, he was $600, a little more than usual but I thought he would look good in my room, I made payments on him all year.
Wife: Yeah, I agree, there is a lot of detail, lets eat
Bullet dodged. True he was 900 but this way everyone is happy, a half truth per say