Darth Waller
Are you on the square?
... well, about that. Strawberries are still on the UPS truck. Wife just called and complained of "cramps", so it's a safe bet that we'll both go without on your b-day, Ben.
I ____ing HATE Aunt Flo.
... well, about that. Strawberries are still on the UPS truck. Wife just called and complained of "cramps", so it's a safe bet that we'll both go without on your b-day, Ben.
... well, about that. Strawberries are still on the UPS truck. Wife just called and complained of "cramps", so it's a safe bet that we'll both go without on your b-day, Ben.
I ____ing HATE Aunt Flo.
I considered posting a comment about neither her ass or mouth being affected by cramps, but then thought better of it.
No youtube access here at work.
Yeah. . .I ____ing hate being old and settled sometimes.I would just get laughed at.... Remember being young and that kind of rationale actually working?
Boba Ben, my guess is your familiarity with Adventure Time may be a factor in your non-getting laid status. I'd look into that if I were you
Save it for later my friend. Save it for later.
I'm out for awhile guys. Gonna go have barbeque with my buddies and then we're going to see Fright Night. I don't know if it'll live up to the original, but it looks decent.
Yeah. . .I ____ing hate being old and settled sometimes.
I think you need to get laid this weekend, Richard. Down a couple of those Boner' Ales and make some sweet, sweet love to the wifey.
Company coming over for the weekend soon. 'Nuff said.
Company coming over for the weekend soon. 'Nuff said.
So it's a foursome then?
You need a date night, Richard.... My 10th anniversary with my wife (only 4 years married though) is coming up so I need to get cracking on something, pronto.
So it's a foursome then?
You need a date night, Richard.... My 10th anniversary with my wife (only 4 years married though) is coming up so I need to get cracking on something, pronto.
I considered posting a comment about neither her ass or mouth being affected by cramps, but then thought better of it.
Wow..I suddenly feel really old being married for 12 years.
12 years for me, too.
Wow..I suddenly feel really old being married for 12 years.
Agreed. We haven't been very good with planning those.
How old are you, Eric? I didn't get married till I was 32....
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