Wanna become a real Werewolf?

[Kuzeh]

Hilarious!!!
Keep us posted King!!! !

 

[AllisonAmy]

Reason #10: Time Travel

You only need to time travel one day backward - after you find out what the PowerBall lottery numbers are, then go back & buy the ticket.

 

[Bamboota]

 

[BadMoon]

Where the hell is Teemu when you need him?

 

[uscmhicks]

Where the hell is Teemu when you need him?

busy making another auction.

 

[LoneWolf]

I'd settle for a Charmer spell for women, that's the massive sex appeal without the fleas!

 

[BadMoon]

LOL! The spell has been discounted to $500 for a limited time.

 

[King Darkness]

Just to warn you guys, dont bother with this spell! All it did was make my scrote really really hairy and itchier than it was before

Complete rip off! And now paypal refuses to help me out cause they said that hairy and itchy scrote can infact be signs of werewolf transformation. Rat bastards

 

[BadMoon]

Just to warn you guys, dont bother with this spell! All it did was make my scrote really really hairy and itchier than it was before

Complete rip off! And now paypal refuses to help me out cause they said that hairy and itchy scrote can infact be signs of werewolf transformation. Rat bastards

That sucks King! Maybe you should have went for the Vampire potion?

 

[fosing]

Just to warn you guys, dont bother with this spell! All it did was make my scrote really really hairy and itchier than it was before

Complete rip off! And now paypal refuses to help me out cause they said that hairy and itchy scrote can infact be signs of werewolf transformation. Rat bastards

whoah...imagine if you bought the vampire spell.

those would glitter and shine by now.

 

[sprig0701]

Wow, two #5's!! That and night vision!! I'm sold.

 

[Luis138]

Immortality? What happens if the other person has silver bullets?

Luis

 

[devilof76]

This is a hoot.

Dear ambroselamia,

Are you ____ing nuts?

- pan1776



Dear pan1776,

Why do you say that?

- ambroselamia



Dear ambroselamia,

I say that because you are either fully aware of the scam you're perpetrating, or you sincerely believe in your spell, which would make you completely insane. I was wondering which of the two it was.

- pan1776



Dear pan1776,

You know i really dont appreciate that what your saying. You need to not critisize others like that especially if you dont know them. I am not a scammer, and yes these spells work. If you tried it out you would be amazed at how fast the results can come. Thats why i left an option for the people that want to decide there own results.

Why is it you are so sure that werewolves and vampires etc dont exsist?

Well FYI they do and they dont just give out the attention we would need in order to believe there exsistance, they keep what they are a secret.

Now is there anything else i can help you with or are you wanting to just put me down more!

- ambroselamia



Dear ambroselamia,

Did you try the spell on yourself? Or did you test it on other people?

- pan1776




Dear pan1776,

this kind of spell has been tested and it proves to work. I did not test it on myself. i dont want to be a werewolf.

Shortly though because of Halloween im going to lower the price down. an it is only going to be lowered down this much and then after Halloween is over the price sky rockets way back up


- ambroselamia




Dear ambroselamia,

I can see how becoming a werewolf would be in great demand around Christmas.

And your question prompted me to do some deep soul searching and the hardest thinking I've ever done, but I think I've come to a conclusion. What leads me to believe that vampires and werewolves don't exist is the fact that THEY DON'T EXIST.

I was really surprised at how simple it was. Good luck on finding lots of people for whom it is not so simple. I'm sure you'll make a killing off of brain damaged rich people. I can see how it would work for you. Is there anything more satisfying--or honorable--than fleecing suckers without having to lift a finger?


- pan1776

 

[BadMoon]

I find it interesting that he claims werewolves and vampires keep it a secret. If that's the case why throw it up on Ebay for the world to see?

What a loon!

 

[devilof76]

He'd be in big trouble if they found out. Good thing vampires and werewolves don't shop on ebay.

 

[BadMoon]

He'd be in big trouble if they found out. Good thing vampires and werewolves don't shop on ebay.

Someone should message him and pose as a werewolf. That way they could warn him about letting their secret out.

 

[devilof76]

I'm sure that he's already consulted with all of the proper werewolf authorities. I wouldn't be surprised if they hired him to increase their ranks for the next war with the vampires. They must know how powerful his magic is. I'm surprised everyone doesn't. Back in the day, werewolf makers were treated like kings. Now, all anyone cares about is Lindsey Lohan.

 

[BadMoon]

I wonder if you could buy this and then file a claim through paypal to get your money back?

Can you imagine calling them? I would pee myself listening to that conversation.

"Thank you for calling paypal how can I help you"

"Well I need to file a claim"

"What is the reason"

"Well I bought a spell that was supposed to turn me into a werewolf. It's been a month and nothing has happened. I really would like my money back"

Dead silence.

 

[devilof76]

Dead silence until they see how much he paid.

 

[BadMoon]

Dead silence until they see how much he paid.

Exactly! Especially if you order the fast acting version.

I don't see how Ebay even allows this crap?