What would be your weapon of choice in a Zombie apocalypse?

[Valfar]

This..

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All combined = Da bat knife mutha ____ies.

 

[daikkenaurora]

This..


All combined = Da bat knife mutha ____ies.

if you include your sig, it looked liked you said bat + tape + butcher knife = Starship

 

[ebor]

Nope, Valfar, according the the "zombie combat manual" 2010 (Roger Ma) your weapons of choice (the cleaver: 50 zombie engagements; and the baseball bat: 20 engagements) would not be the best.

Cast iron frying pan: 200+ and crowbar 200+ are hands down the best. not so sexy but more effective. (plus you can fry up eggs and flap-jacks when your done)

 

[wHySoSeRiOuS203]

Val you never seize to amaze me, thats friggin creative! I'd never think of that! But now I know who to go to if I ever lose all my weapons and ish, Im goin to canada!

 

[The Tuggernaut]

A cricket bat will do just fine.

 

[The Ween]

Those couldnt even open a letter.

They opened many an ork I'd let you know!

 

[Timinator]

The Stanley FuBar III.
https://astore.amazon.com/theundrep-20/detail/B000VSSG3O

 

[Trustey]

The cold steel great sword

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[King Darkness]

 

[The Entity]

 

[-jay-]

That looks like something Dwight from the office would have made.

 

[The Entity]

That looks like something Dwight from the office would have made.

 

[Shropt]

The Spanish Inquisition. Because, seriously, who'd expect that?

 

[-Super Hans-]

My weapon of choice would be a big rubber dildo, purely for comedic value. cause lets face it, if your facing the zombie apocalypse your gonna need a bit of a laugh.

 

[barryo]

&

 

[Silent December]

 

[SnakeDoctor]

Hand-to-hand is for bait ... helicopter-mounted is the way to go. Helicopter-mounted and 6000 rounds-per-minute is even better. Minigun ...

There's always plan B ...

Because they can't zombiefy you if you shoot them from a mile-and-a-half away ...

Because every good long-distance sniper needs a spotter ...

This, of course, is assuming you don't have access to a tactical nuclear weapon. Zombie apocalypse indeed ... but whose apocalypse is it?

SnakeDoc

 

[fosing]

my trusty pen and....

if dogs cant chew through, dead guys wont either.

 

[Cap]

Ol' Painless... accept no substitutes!!

 

[daikkenaurora]

my trusty pen and....

if dogs cant chew through, dead guys wont either.

hahaha must get pretty hot in there.