Will Disney give us Fight Club 2?

Spazz · Dec 20, 2017

The first rule of Safe Space: No critical thought in the safe space!
The second rule of Safe Space: NO CRITICAL THOUGHT IN THE SAFE SPACE.
Third rule: Someone's culture includes belief in demons, voodoo or virgin sacrifice to leprechaun warlords: Take it seriously!
Fourth rule: Potluck on Tuesdays
Fifth rule: Speak only when spoken to, fellas.
Sixth rule: No deodorant, no hygiene.
Seventh rule: The contents of your underpants are whatever you say they are.
And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at Safe Space: You're a victim.

Spazz · Dec 20, 2017

Narrator: When people think you've been groped by a famous person, they really, really listen to you, instead of just …
Marla Singer: … instead of just waiting for their turn to speak?
Narrator: Yeah. Yeah.

Spazz · Dec 20, 2017

"I am Jack's body positivity. Forcing you to feign attraction is easier than doing cardio."

Spazz · Dec 21, 2017

"I am Jack's tenure, as a professor of sociology. To sustain me, Jack writes articles complaining about privilege in exchange for a six figure salary. This includes a paid sabbatical every few years, so that Jack can prance around Europe while devising new ways to turn the general population against itself."

Spazz · Dec 21, 2017

"I am Jack's attraction to women. I'm a constant source of guilt and shame, because objectification."

Spazz · Dec 21, 2017

"I am Jack's ****hub account. I'm overused, because the concept of "sexual impropriety" is so grey, Jack's afraid to talk to women without first handing them a written contract."

Spazz · Dec 21, 2017

"I am Jack's cultural relativism. I get stuck in a real pickle when cultures are intolerant toward other cultures, because I have to be tolerant of cultural intolerance toward other cultures, but if it's intolerant toward culture I shouldn't tolerate it... should I?"