04.27.2009
Article by Henok Kidane
'Wolverine' Will Have Multiple Secret Endings?
You don’t need enhanced senses to smell the stink of desperation coming from 20th Century Fox’s X-Men Origins: Wolverine, as the company’s recently announced hidden multiple secret endings on different prints, with theaters showing different versions. And not different post-credit "easter egg" endings, either - real, end-of-the-story endings.
If the suits at Fox were clever, they’d say that this "multiple endings" angle reflects the various, occasionally contradictory endings that the comic book Logan stumbled through over the years, and this was just Fox’s way of honoring a popular character in a unique way. If they were honest, they’d just come out and say "We’re ^^^^ing terrified that nobody’s going to bother throwing away anywhere from $20-$40 on what would probably be the cinematic version of second-rate Chinese food - relatively tasty, occasionally amusing, but highly forgettable - that we came up with this mildly ridiculous gimmick in an attempt to recover some of that opening box-office cash flow." Oh well, I suppose honesty and cleverness are too much to expect from Hollywood.
This, combined with recent news on Ain’t It Cool News about Emma Frost’s role in the movie, has just confirmed my fears about the "official" release of Wolverine. It’s a personal cinematic rule of thumb for me that the more endings a movie has, the crappier it’s gonna turn out; anybody remember Robert De Niro’s terrible Hide and Seek, with it’s five alternate endings? If a story could end any number of ways, it’s got too many loose ends.
Unfortunately, this has followed another trend I’ve noted about Wolverine - namely, that its pretty much been a 1:1 ratio of "things I hear bout Wolverine I like" v. "things I hear bout Wolverine that make me laugh out loud". I mean, did you hear about how the makers of the Wolverine game spent like a month dealing with Logan’s pants? Apparently, Logan’s clothes and skin get torn away during the course of the game, but while his skin grows back because of his healing factor, his clothes naturally don’t. The problem with that was, when they finished the graphics and the whole mess and played through a level, they realized that after maybe thirty seconds of gameplay Logan was running around in a ripped up tank top and a pair of jean daisy dukes, which is honestly pretty disturbing. So they ended up having to remove all the breakaway work they did on his pants…it’s a whole thing; the point is, the rollout for this movie’s been totally ^^^^ed from jump, and adding a bunch of different endings smacks of panic.