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oh, that's sweet. their lives pretty much revolves around you. you are their universe. :lecture

i'm like bible god to them, i go old testament on them. beware the flood and all. :lol

that's funny, I am like a Ninja God wit the fleas in my dog, I take them and cut them in half with my nail,
 
I think it's my favorite. That and the seven leaf clover.

I've never seen the Simpsons one. I'll have to dig it up. Lisa is too awesome.

you really should, I think that was a halloween episode maybe,
it was funny and had a cool twist
 
:)

I love my South Park library. :love

I still laugh nearly to tears when I watch the AWESOME-O episode. Cartman dressing up like Britney Spears and dancing for the cardboard cutout of Justin Timberlake frakkin' kills me.

So does the scene when Butters makes him help with the suppository.
 
Butters is the only character that has ever been able to compete with Stan as my favorite. The things that happen to that kid...

Funniest cartoon ever.
 
Phobia = frogs. Can't look at 'em. Not their pictures, not on TV, can't even stand being anywhere near a frog or frog-like toy. Also, I dunno if this is considered a phobia, but whenever I swim, even in a pool, if I dived and started picturing "creatures of the deep" I just have to get out.
 
^ Have a pet frog. He's so cute. Maybe it's a she.

It's amazing how efficient they are at catching prey...within seconds of dropping in the crickets, he immediately has one in his mouth.



phobia:

Girlfriend cheating on you and never telling you. Year later you find out because she has an STD...
 
Phobia = frogs. Can't look at 'em. Not their pictures, not on TV, can't even stand being anywhere near a frog or frog-like toy. Also, I dunno if this is considered a phobia, but whenever I swim, even in a pool, if I dived and started picturing "creatures of the deep" I just have to get out.

not even cartoons?
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^ Have a pet frog. He's so cute. Maybe it's a she.

It's amazing how efficient they are at catching prey...within seconds of dropping in the crickets, he immediately has one in his mouth.



phobia:

Girlfriend cheating on you and never telling you. Year later you find out because she has an STD...


or your friends knowing and everyone knowing and it goes for months and no one tells you and then she doesn't have sex with you and acts annoyed but she says she loves you and doesnt want you to leave her but she keeps F___ng that guy every week, and you keep taking her out and caring about her when she keeps going to that guy, and you see other nice girls that act like they like you, but you dont want to be a jerk and you dont want to dump your girlfriend so you dont go for the nice girls,
and then it keeps building and she might give you a pity F__ once or twice a month, yet you are completely taking care of her, and you have a feeling something is wrong, yet you dont pay attention to it, she keeps getting messages at 3 AM and she just says is just a friend from work, and she keeps dressing sexy to go out, but not with you

after you finally break up, (or she dumps you because she just doesnt need you anymore) then all your friends tell you how you they knew and how they even knew the guy and how she would F___ him for days sometimes, and how while you were working hard at work, she would bring you to your house.

is that your fear?
 
I've never been cheated on, and I've never been the other guy, but the kind of guy who she would be cheating on you with is a maggot shat from a cockroach of a mother.

She's the kind who will birth maggots. I loathe cowards.
 
or your friends knowing and everyone knowing and it goes for months and no one tells you and then she doesn't have sex with you and acts annoyed but she says she loves you and doesnt want you to leave her but she keeps F___ng that guy every week, and you keep taking her out and caring about her when she keeps going to that guy, and you see other nice girls that act like they like you, but you dont want to be a jerk and you dont want to dump your girlfriend so you dont go for the nice girls,
and then it keeps building and she might give you a pity F__ once or twice a month, yet you are completely taking care of her, and you have a feeling something is wrong, yet you dont pay attention to it, she keeps getting messages at 3 AM and she just says is just a friend from work, and she keeps dressing sexy to go out, but not with you

after you finally break up, (or she dumps you because she just doesnt need you anymore) then all your friends tell you how you they knew and how they even knew the guy and how she would F___ him for days sometimes, and how while you were working hard at work, she would bring you to your house.

is that your fear?
That girl sounds like a disgusting, slutty _____ from the start.

The girl I'm talking about was the most kind, caring, and honest person you could ever meet...

I wasn't the boyfriend though, just a friend of hers. Who has loved her for the four years he's known her.

It's shocking just how untrustworthy humans are.
 
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