Haha, I just call it how I see it. Mock all you like.
Here's a review from a woman's point of view that echoes my reaction:
How Could Disney Do This To Maleficent?
I'm a fan of comic book and disney films and I give each one a chance. Even though I found a story problem in Big Hero 6 that film was so fantastic overall that I can ignore it. Frozen... has charming characters despite a script that needed several more revisions (Frozen was the first time they rewrote the story to support a song rather than the other way around). Maleficent... who's name literally means EVIL and wicked turned into Maleficent: Adventures in Babysitting, it's a huge let down and disappointment. It would actually be a somewhat decent film if it WASN'T Maleficent but a brand new character and not trapped in the already-too-familiar story of Sleeping Beauty.
So anyway, that's all I'll say
since we can't seem to have a real discussion about it.