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But sadly, no tacos.



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Here's the genius of Endgame -- and one of the reasons I don't like it -- the Russos said to themselves: you know, the people who like our movies don't look like Thor or Hulk. Maybe we should make superheroes that reflect our audience better?

So Hulk became a dork complete with glasses and they made Thor a fat-ass. Brilliant. Now there's even dolls for that audience to play with.
 
Here's the genius of Endgame -- and one of the reasons I don't like it -- the Russos said to themselves: you know, the people who like our movies don't look like Thor or Hulk. Maybe we should make superheroes that reflect our audience better?

So Hulk became a dork complete with glasses and they made Thor a fat-ass. Brilliant. Now there's even dolls for that audience to play with.

I certainly don?t see it that way.

For starts it only made sense that they went all god like with Cap since that?s who they started with.

Thor was perfectly handled.

Hulk not so much lol

Yeah they botched up Hulk because of the whole stupid toxic male stuff.

30 characters 1 got botched i?m not complaining could?ve been so much worse.




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I love that in IW Star-Lord feels inadequate for barely having a double chin but in EG borderline obese Thor still totally intimidates him, lol.

And both IW and the EG prologue (Thanos' garden planet) established that Thor in his prime could take Thanos out quite quickly with Stormbreaker so it made sense dramatically to depower him a bit for the final battle.
 
I love that in IW Star-Lord feels inadequate for barely having a double chin but in EG borderline obese Thor still totally intimidates him, lol.

And both IW and the EG prologue (Thanos' garden planet) established that Thor in his prime could take Thanos out quite quickly with Stormbreaker so it made sense dramatically to depower him a bit for the final battle.

Yup I can?t get enough of sarcastically sadistic fat Thor against Starlord absolutely love it.

Look the bottom line here is this.

MCU = Cap

nuff said lol


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Think of all the dynamic poses you can achieve while making Hulk smash misogynist trolls on social media! :rock

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As for this one, still a badass:

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:lecture

I?m dying :lol

Hulk smash puny testosterone out of twitter lol

Yeah man no complaints on Fat Thor his HT and IS statue that sadly I can?t afford look great.


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Damn that Thor looks good. Why does their best likeness have to be Fat Thor?! :gah:

While EG Cap looks the worst. :gah: :gah:

I'd like to see them redo TFA Cap and original 2011 Thor just to have alpha and omega IS versions of the characters.

I bet Hulk braids Thor's beard.

:lol :lol

I?m dying :lol

Hulk smash puny testosterone out of twitter lol

Yeah man no complaints on Fat Thor his HT and IS statue that sadly I can?t afford look great.

Man it's so tempting to get the full HT lineup with Armored Thanos since that just isn't feasible with IS.

Only probably is that IS Cap is perfect while the HT version leaves much to be desired. :monkey2
 
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Yeah HT EG Cap looks like it will end up being an unmitigated disaster while HT JL characters came out great lol

Just like HT's A+ PT figures while constantly botching the OT heroes, lol. :gah:

Maybe I'll keep the IS Cap, pass on the HT Cap, and then just have the rest of the HT Team bowing before the giant Cap memorial, lol.
 
Fat thor is not fat enough hahaha the one time they didn?t stuff the body suit more, lololol


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Just like HT's A+ PT figures while constantly botching the OT heroes, lol. :gah:

Maybe I'll keep the IS Cap, pass on the HT Cap, and then just have the rest of the HT Team bowing before the giant Cap memorial, lol.

Dude that?s actually a great idea lol


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