Avengers: Infinity War - (warning: Spoilers)

[jye4ever]

Re: AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR - (May 4, 2018)

They are if you have children.

 

[Sachiel]

Re: AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR - (May 4, 2018)

I wish Deadpool never existed.

 

[Chakor]

Re: AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR - (May 4, 2018)

They are if you're having a nail driven through your foot, or worse, being forced to watch the PT.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Re: AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR - (May 4, 2018)

because porgs are so much funnier.

 

[RIDDICK]

Re: AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR - (May 4, 2018)

because porgs are so much funnier.

They're fun to cook, that's for sure! I bought a couple for my breeding farm.

 

[Sassafras]

Re: AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR - (May 4, 2018)

True, but that's using a real-world argument for a cartoon character. As long as its fantasy, I want to see something dramatic.

But, but, for this "first movie" I kinda think that's the point. For Thanos (I think) his arrival isn't a battle. No need to battle against some squishy soft humans and their low-end tech. Or get your armor on if you're just looking your latest holding over.

Plus it seems ahead of him are the Outriders AND his children doing the dirty work. I'm guessing Thanos arriving on Earth is more for him like a garden party.

Also I think the Russos are building to something with his character. No point in getting dessert first. Looks like Thanos doesn't even break a sweat squishing Spidey and clocking IM. Thanos doesn't need to strain himself - also, supposedly Earth is unprepared for any of this.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Re: AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR - (May 4, 2018)

Meh... Russoas building to something. Start big, then back off and build. Start big.

If the Russos start 'building' again we'll have another snore-fest like Civil War and everyone will be saying "IW2 will make up for it".

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Re: AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR - (May 4, 2018)

But, but, for this "first movie" I kinda think that's the point. For Thanos (I think) his arrival isn't a battle. No need to battle against some squishy soft humans and their low-end tech. Or get your armor on if you're just looking your latest holding over.

Plus it seems ahead of him are the Outriders AND his children doing the dirty work. I'm guessing Thanos arriving on Earth is more for him like a garden party.

Also I think the Russos are building to something with his character. No point in getting dessert first. Looks like Thanos doesn't even break a sweat squishing Spidey and clocking IM. Thanos doesn't need to strain himself - also, supposedly Earth is unprepared for any of this.

The trailer makes it look like some kind of invasion and Thanos arriving on earth, but I think they're using fake CGI backgrounds as a misdirection, like the Thor trailer.

The Thanos scenes where he's beating Spidey and Iron Man are not on earth. The Cap scene with Hulk and Panther take place in Wakanda, probably against the Black Order.

I'm hoping most of the film is Thanos' quest, while some heroes on earth battle against the Black order. Then Thanos fights some of the Avengers on some other planet and beats them. The film ends with him having most of the gems....or all of them, and if that happens, then who knows how far the MCU will take that idea?

I also don't think we'll see Thanos get creative with the IG in this movie. Then, there is Thanos' motivation. Why does he want the gems?

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

Re: AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR - (May 4, 2018)

To impress Death, that’s the whole point

 

[jye4ever]

Re: AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR - (May 4, 2018)

So not to impress Wor-Gar then?

I sense another snore fest coming for him.

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

Re: AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR - (May 4, 2018)

So not to impress Wor-Gar then?

Who is she?

 

[jye4ever]

Re: AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR - (May 4, 2018)

The Goddess of Sideshow Freaks Forum.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Re: AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR - (May 4, 2018)

To impress Death, that’s the whole point

In the comics, but we don't know anything about MCU Thanos, so who knows why he's doing it?

 

[jye4ever]

Re: AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR - (May 4, 2018)

I think he’s building a big toilet.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Re: AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR - (May 4, 2018)

So not to impress Wor-Gar then?

I sense another snore fest coming for him.

Highly likely. These cartoons just get more crowded... but not better.

Who is she?

The Goddess of Sideshow Freaks Forum.

I could accept that title. But I want a crown.




BTW, I heard one of the Russo boys wants to become a girl.

 

[jye4ever]

Re: AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR - (May 4, 2018)

Highly likely. These cartoons just get more crowded... but not better.






I could accept that title. But I want a crown.




BTW, I heard one of the Russo boys wants to become a girl.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Re: AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR - (May 4, 2018)



I like it. Very Marilyn Manson.

Makes Thanos look like a Brotein shake.

 

[crows]

Re: AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR - (May 4, 2018)

Highly likely. These cartoons just get more crowded... but not better.






I could accept that title. But I want a crown.




BTW, I heard one of the Russo boys wants to become a girl.

How i picture wor gar now lol

 

[SNIKT1950]

Re: AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR - (May 4, 2018)

Meh... Russoas building to something. Start big, then back off and build. Start big.

If the Russos start 'building' again we'll have another snore-fest like Civil War and everyone will be saying "IW2 will make up for it".

Best post I've read in days.

Finally someone who doesn't have imaginary Disney stock and is actually paying attention to the horse**** the MCU tends to pass off as "drama". Whenever I read apologist posts for every asinine Feige move I ask myself "Have these people just forgotten what a great movie is? Do they even know what a great movie is???" Because Civil War was an exercise in how to make a meaningless movie. Yet people still loved it. That's why I stand by my theory that 95% of MCU lovers are young adults (25 and under) and children. There's just no way a person familiar with movies like The French Connection, The Deer Hunter, Marathon Man, Heat...would go on to call Civil War a "great drama".

At least Ragnarok was honest about its stupidity and poked fun at its own universe to further make that point.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Re: AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR - (May 4, 2018)

Which one am I? I'm so confused now.