Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (March 24th, 2016)

[VintijDroidGutzz]

What at - playing hide the sausage?

 

[jye4ever]

Just be thankful he didn't stick him in a black leather costume like he did with the X-Men. . .on multiple occasions.

True, Supercuteboy was very colorful.

Days of Future Blacks is a better movie though than SR.

 

[jye4ever]

What at - playing hide the sausage?

Wait

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

Let's not go down that road any further.

 

[jye4ever]

Amen to that.

 

[Ultron-7]

MoS in colour, someone should release that edit of the film, looks so much better.

Saying that, just wached MoS again for the first time in a half a year maybe. Still love it and am pumped for his return in BvS.

 

[jye4ever]

I find MOS to be boring, even with that lightning speed action, just as boring as SR actually.

 

[Cixx]

I find MOS to be boring, even with that lightning speed action.

That's cause it is.

 

[jye4ever]

Weird right, WB wanted an action packed movie following SR and yet it was almost just as boring but for different reasons.

Planet Krypton sucked, happy it was blown up.

Dildos in Space, wtf.

 

[Cixx]

Yeah those phallic prisons were strange. I wonder what the secret meaning was behind them.

 

[karamazov80]

Weird right, WB wanted an action packed movie following SR and yet it was almost just as boring but for different reasons.

Planet Krypton sucked, happy it was blown up.

Dildos in Space, wtf.

Returns was probably boring to you because it was slow paced, and was primarily a drama. MOS was probably boring because you probably didn't care about the characters or situations, no matter how X-TREME the action got.

I'm sure the dildo ships were a jab at Singer.

 

[jye4ever]

Returns was probably boring to you because it was slow paced, and was primarily a drama. MOS was probably boring because you probably didn't care about the characters or situations, no matter how X-TREME the action got.

I'm sure the dildo ships were a jab at Singer.

That sounds about right.

 

[jye4ever]

Look what I found when I zoomed in to Superman landing with his powerful slam! Hopeman just doesn't care!

 

[Rorywan]

JYE! STOP IT!

 

[Rorywan]

Can we talk again about those dildo/willy ships?
I'm fascinated by them.

These were designed by a team of artists, approved by a team leader, presented to Synder, approved and most likely approved (as with most concept art) by the studio... and NO ONE realised or was brave enough to say... why do they look like little Peni?


I mean, it's not like they "kinda look a bit phallic" they actually look like steam iron willies.


..anyone? anyone? Bueller?

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Look what I found when I zoomed in to Superman landing with his powerful slam! Hopeman just doesn't care!

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[batfan08]

Can we talk again about those dildo/willy ships?
I'm fascinated by them.

These were designed by a team of artists, approved by a team leader, presented to Synder, approved and most likely approved (as with most concept art) by the studio... and NO ONE realised or was brave enough to say... why do they look like little Peni?


I mean, it's not like they "kinda look a bit phallic" they actually look like steam iron willies.


..anyone? anyone? Bueller?

I hope BvS touches on the story of the would-be entrepreneur/amateur pornographer who stole one of those from the wreckage of Metropolis and created his own line of "authentic Kryptonian sex toys" that he could market.

I could see it, now:
"Introducing the Hitachi World Engine. Developed from real Kryptonian Technology, this powerful device brings you to an Earth Shattering Climax."

 

[jye4ever]

SR had some kinky stuff going on as well

 

[chewblacca]

Here are some questions I hope will be answered in future Superman movies:
Will the whole kodex thing be an issue in the future? Now that the entire course for Krypton gas been imprinted on Supes DNA what now?
Will he from now on have a hate-on for every tornado he sees or will he just break down and cry everytime Supes sees one?
Will the whole town of Smallville keep the secret that Clark Kent is Superman?
How will Clark's and Lois' relationship work now that they are working together at the Planet?
Will the government ever trust Superman after he destroyed a multimillion dollar soh satellite for no reason, or will they be fitting him for a pair of Kryptonite hand cuffs?
Will batman be able to get close enough to superman to hit him when Supes has laser like heat vision that could probably cut through Bats and the metal suit he's wearing faster than light?

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

Dildos in Space, wtf.

You know what they say..

"In space.. no one can hear you scream.."