jye4ever
Broke and happy
Even though Joker made the final killing move, it was Batman that got it there for him.
All Joker did was make the required final 3cm twist movement to finish the seperation.
Totally.
1986: Totally brutal and dark Batman still hesitates to actually take a human life, no matter how vile, Joker breaks his own neck
2013: "Here let me take care of that for you--" *SNAP* "Now where's my woman??" *smoochy smoochy smoochy*--Superman
Totally.
1986: Totally brutal and dark Batman still hesitates to actually take a human life, no matter how vile, Joker breaks his own neck
2013: "Here let me take care of that for you--" *SNAP* "Now where's my woman??" *smoochy smoochy smoochy*--Superman
I love how Superman timed it and spaced out his flying lunge attack against the african with just enough space to not harm Lois but totally break that guy to pieces from not only the impact from Superman but also the impact of being pushed thru a concrete wall! Splat!
Ahhhhh.....Love.
lol @ thinking Bats just hit someone in the shoulder while unloading a M60.
lol @ thinking Bats just hit someone in the shoulder while unloading a M60.
lol @ thinking Bats just hit someone in the shoulder while unloading a M60.
Well, you only see one shell fly off, so who knows? This is a universe where a 60 yo man can wear spandex and go toe to toe with young mutants. Chances are he killed him, but it is left kinda ambiguous.
New rumours:
THR Article: Warner Bros. Mulls Releasing Fewer Films as 'Batman v. Superman' Stalls - Hollywood Reporter
TL;DR Version: Apparently Warner Bros. Plans To Release Fewer Movies After BATMAN V SUPERMAN Underperforms
I don't buy that, but I think films like Cyborg may be put on the backburner while the Batman Solo flick comes out sooner.
Yeah, I can totally believe that was Miller's intentionThe ******* Batman.
He can easily shoot an M60 one handed and getting a perfect shot if Dirty Harry Callahan can shoot his 44 Magnum one handed around a corner.
Actually, that THR piece seems to implye that WB is thinking of producing fewer big-budget films OTHER THAN its three "silos": DC, Harry Potter, and LEGO. It notes big, expensive box office failures like Jupiter Ascending, Pan, and In The Heart of The Sea.
That said, I tend to agree that planning a solo Cyborg film was probably put the cart a tad before the horse. But if only because I've always personally thought that character was boring as **** and wouldn't be interesting at all outside of a superhero team concept.
Yeah, the "TL;DR" version left out some important info. In general, after Pan and the like, WB should look at more proven franchises, which makes sense, really. Why risk it now that you're in a "bad" place?
The whole thing wasn't well thought out. It took Marvel years to built up the confidence and announce so many movies at once, and here comes DC, with just one movie in their Cinematic Universe, and announces films up until 2020. It's a classic case of "counting your chickens before they hatch", which might bite them in the arse if things don't go as planned.
As for Cyborg, he can't really carry a whole film. He's not a big name, he doesn't have a supporting cast, he doesn't have any villains, his story (man in the machine) is played out, and his Teen Titans roots have been severed. His solo ain't lighting the charts on fire anyway. And you can't use the "he hasn't had his boost yet", cause Doctor Strange is doing great numbers and he hasn't had a solo for 2 decades, and wasn't part of a beloved TV show. Flash, Aquaman, Wonder Woman and Green Lantern I get. But Shazam and Cyborg shouldn't have been announced so soon.
Thing is, if they replace Cyborg with Batman they'll cause a massive ****storm, considering they'll be replacing a minority's film with another "straight white dude"'s. It's a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" type of deal. Unless Cyborg is the breakout star of JL, I'm not that confident in his solo. Shazam has The Rock so he's safe, but Cyborg? Far too soon. They should've done GL first.
The whole Cyborg deal stinks IMO. They replaced Martian Manhunter with him, severed his ties to the Titans and J'ohn's with the JL, and messed up the whole thing. The O7 were classics, but they needed to fill a quote, so we got Cyborg in the League, and characters like MM, Green Arrow and the like shuffled to the second string JLs, JLA & JLI.
I don't want to sound like a cynic, but I wouldn't be shocked if the primary reason his film was pushed is because he's black. And if that's the case, c'mon. Mr. Terrific could make for an an amazing movie. Or John Stewart, or plenty of other black characters in DC. Not freakin' Cyborg.
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