Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (March 24th, 2016)

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

BTAS - longform storytelling.

Nolan Trilogy - shortform storytelling.

Could Nolan have thrown in some more detectivey scenes à la Keaton and Smilex? Meh.

I posted a list of examples of Bale's "detective work." Keaton was too busy killing people to do real detective work He needed to look at his parent's murder case file to remember the details? The little kid in the Gotham show is doing more detective work than Bale and Keaton ever did, unfortunately.

 

[DiFabio]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

My nicca Keaton Bruce cracked the Joker poison without the help of no Mogan Freemans. Also Penguin murders. Keaton Bruce wouldn't have been duped by an Al Ghulsoph, TWICE nor would he have yelled like a braindamaged kid that didn't get his way.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

I posted a list of examples of Bale's "detective work." Keaton was too busy slaying knockout blondes to do real detective work

I'd say that's much more accurate, wouldn't you?

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

My nicca Keaton Bruce cracked the Joker poison without the help of no Mogan Freemans. Also Penguin murders. Keaton Bruce wouldn't have been duped by an Al Ghulsoph, TWICE nor would he have yelled like a braindamaged kid that didn't get his way.

You channeling Joel Kinnaman from The Killing, Fabs? I can barely read this. Fabonics?

 

[DiFabio]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Hey now, Bale Wayne almost slayed dat gorgeous Maggie pie.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

My nicca Keaton Bruce cracked the Joker poison without the help of no Mogan Freemans. Also Penguin murders. Keaton Bruce wouldn't have been duped by an Al Ghulsoph, TWICE nor would he have yelled like a braindamaged kid that didn't get his way.

No, he just gets carjacked and kills and burns people to death when he's annoyed

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Maggie G is maybe suitable for a quick dryoff on da skirt. Nuthin' more.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Katie Holmes > Maggie G

 

[DiFabio]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

I will admit, Penguin hijacking his car with a ride on toy Batmobile is pretty ****ed.

But still, atleast Keaton Batman looked and sounded cool. He had a swagger and attitude that none of the other Batmen or George Clooney possessed.

 

[GasparZizou]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Keaton fighting skills > Bale fighting skills for sure.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Katie Holmes > Maggie G

Were these two the only brunettes in Hollywood who could play Rachel Dawes? Cripes.

 

[DiFabio]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Katie Holmes > Maggie G

Michelle Pfeiffer > Marion Cotillard > Nicole Kidman > Kim Basinger > Katie Holmes > the one lady in B&R that wants Clooney to marry her > Anne Hathaway > Umma Thurman > Alicia Silverstone > Maggie

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

But still, atleast Keaton Batman looked and sounded cool. He had a swagger and attitude that none of the other Batmen or George Clooney possessed.

Yeah, he was ALWAYS super cool, even when he the car was not responding and about to crash, he kept he's cool like 60's Bond.

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

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..the one lady in B&R that wants Clooney to marry her..

You mean Elle Macpherson.. the SUPERMODEL?

..& I thought you knew everything.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Keaton fighting skills > Bale fighting skills for sure.

I agree..wait...what?

Michelle Pfeiffer > Marion Cotillard > Nicole Kidman > Kim Basinger > Katie Holmes > Anne Hathaway >Maggie

Honestly, I think Kim Basinger was the worst. I thought she was annoying with all her screaming.

 

[GasparZizou]

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Are we ranking hotness or acting skills?

Kim Basinger, Pfeiffer and Anne Hathaway go to the top of my list in that order.

Hotness-wise

 

[DiFabio]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Honestly, I think Kim Basinger was the worst. I thought she was annoying with all her screaming.

I'm not talking about personality or acting.

Though, if I was, Pfeiffer would still be at the top.

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

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Marion Cotillard was wasted in Baleman3 - she doesn't even count.

 

[DiFabio]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Marion Cotillard was wasted in Baleman3 - she doesn't even count.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Basinger, then Pfffiierer. The rest are debatable.

Cannot unsee that spot in the middle of Cotillard's forehead.