I like psycho eyes so I'd be looking at them in any case.MY EYES ARE UP HERE!
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I don't understand how they made this and expect people to have any sympathy towards Wanda. Reed comes out, tells them that he has children himself and she turns him into spagheti. That's how he goes out. Bolt smirks with confidence and then she closes his mouth and forces him to blow his own head. Oh, and Xavier gets his neck snapped and pulls TDKR Talia. That's how the original Illuminati members go out. But don't fret because GIRLBOSS MARIA & GIRLBOSS PEGGY put up a fight before they're killed! #YAAAAAASSSSSKWEEEEEEEEENSLAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY
This bitch is going around killing God knows how many people because of her imaginary children. Vision doesn't even show up. She doesn't even try to find an AU where her children are orphans or something. The movie ends when an AU self of hers tells her "s'okay sister, I feel your pain but you done goofed" and then, seeing her AU children afraid of her, she just decides to kill herself (but let's be real they'll bring her back).
How am I supposed to have any sympathy here?! Who the **** is this movie even for? It's not for Strangefans as he's an afterthought running after Wanda and Chavez and getting punked all the time. It's not for Wandafans as it literally turns her into a murderer with no remorse for the flimsiest of reasons. It's not for general comicfans since all the big name name characters get punked and go out like chumps, but don't worry, Maria and Peggy get to have their girlboss moments! It's not even for the twitter clickbaiters as all the cameos got cut. The morons didn't even put Balder in and Campbell just plays a Pizzaman.
The only way to salvage Wanda is to literally bring in the actual demons like Chthon or Mephisto, but seeing as any random schmuck can burn the Darkhold in the MCU, what's the point? Well, you better tune in next time True Believer, when thir-fourth(?) time's the charm and we'll surely get to see some sort of progress on the Wanda front! I'm sure by Midnight Suns 3.5 we'll maybe get to see Mephisto's hair...
I just don't understand... No, wait, I understand just fine. The movie exists for literally two lines. They mention the Incursions, and bring up how it's universes colliding with one another. Which means they're setting up Secret Wars which will be their endpoint. And two, when "our" Strange hears the name Fantastic Four he mentions the 60s. So there you have it. This pile of nonsense exists just to set up the Incursions, bring in Chavez, and make people familiar with the FF. They'll most likely appear in Ant-Man 3 and they'll go with the "60s crew stranded in [insert place]". I guess that means Doom got lost with them and that's why Latveria is a non-player. Or maybe he got left behind and without REEEEEEEEEchards he... chilled out and didn't try to take over the world. Or maybe Victor died from old age and Victor Jr. is a screwup. Ah, who knows.
The one good thing is that Theron as Clea looks good, and she opens a portal to the Dark Dimension at the end, so I hope DS3 will be better and maybe feature Mads as Dormammu.
And a closeup:
Billion Dollar Corporation CGI over there!
This bitch is going around killing God knows how many people because of her imaginary children. Vision doesn't even show up. She doesn't even try to find an AU where her children are orphans or something. The movie ends when an AU self of hers tells her "s'okay sister, I feel your pain but you done goofed" and then, seeing her AU children afraid of her, she just decides to kill herself (but let's be real they'll bring her back).
How am I supposed to have any sympathy here?! Who the **** is this movie even for? It's not for Strangefans as he's an afterthought running after Wanda and Chavez and getting punked all the time. It's not for Wandafans as it literally turns her into a murderer with no remorse for the flimsiest of reasons. It's not for general comicfans since all the big name name characters get punked and go out like chumps, but don't worry, Maria and Peggy get to have their girlboss moments! It's not even for the twitter clickbaiters as all the cameos got cut. The morons didn't even put Balder in and Campbell just plays a Pizzaman.
The only way to salvage Wanda is to literally bring in the actual demons like Chthon or Mephisto, but seeing as any random schmuck can burn the Darkhold in the MCU, what's the point? Well, you better tune in next time True Believer, when thir-fourth(?) time's the charm and we'll surely get to see some sort of progress on the Wanda front! I'm sure by Midnight Suns 3.5 we'll maybe get to see Mephisto's hair...
I just don't understand... No, wait, I understand just fine. The movie exists for literally two lines. They mention the Incursions, and bring up how it's universes colliding with one another. Which means they're setting up Secret Wars which will be their endpoint. And two, when "our" Strange hears the name Fantastic Four he mentions the 60s. So there you have it. This pile of nonsense exists just to set up the Incursions, bring in Chavez, and make people familiar with the FF. They'll most likely appear in Ant-Man 3 and they'll go with the "60s crew stranded in [insert place]". I guess that means Doom got lost with them and that's why Latveria is a non-player. Or maybe he got left behind and without REEEEEEEEEchards he... chilled out and didn't try to take over the world. Or maybe Victor died from old age and Victor Jr. is a screwup. Ah, who knows.
The one good thing is that Theron as Clea looks good, and she opens a portal to the Dark Dimension at the end, so I hope DS3 will be better and maybe feature Mads as Dormammu.
And a closeup:
Billion Dollar Corporation CGI over there!